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its 2:30AM and i'm wide awake and i can't really go anywhere. so any stories? something funny or random.. anything really. just nothing creepy and perverted. k thanks =]

2007-08-06 22:30:11 · 6 answers · asked by simi♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Can I tell you about my neighbors? We just got a bunch of new neighbors, and I think it's really weird.

One of the new next-door neighbors is an FBI agent. Across the street, there's CDC people - the kind who work with germs - and my city just got a level 4 lab - a HOT ZONE! I think they're working in it now! That kind of freaks me out.

Next door on the other side - well, it's boring now. The new neighbors are lawyers with a little baby, and seem perfectly normal. It USED to be interesting, though - it was an opera singer! He practiced all the time, and I think the windows were shut and all... but with opera, it really doesn't matter :)

I'm bored and can't sleep either!! Good luck falling asleep - or passing the time on Y!A :P

2007-08-06 23:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Cedar 5 · 1 0

Once upon a time a pharmaceutical company decided to help those of us who have a hard time going night night. So they developed powerful drugs and then marketed them with hot pharmaceutical reps and commercials with little butterflies. People really liked the sexy salespeople, and the butterflies, so they flocked to their doctors to ask for sleepy-go-night-night pills.

Some of these people experienced hypersensitivity, nausea, dizziness, headaches, nervousness, blood pressure and pulse changes, tachycardia, angina, abdominal pain, loss of appetite, weight loss, toxic psychosis, difficulty in thinking, poor concentration, nightmares, emotional dullness, depression, despair sexual dysfunction, sudden, uncontrollable, painful muscle cramps and spasms, writhing, squirming, twisting and grimacing movements, especially of the legs, face, mouth and tongue, drawing the face into a hideous scowl, muscle rigidity, altered mental states, irregular pulse or blood pressure and cardiac problems.

In the end, they stayed up watching season after season of Spongebob Squarepants while plotting to kill butterflies...

The end.

Nighty night!

2007-08-07 05:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

2007-08-07 05:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Here is some silly stuff for ya, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9iXsF7lRE0 , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR71If6Zbvg Hope you get a laugh or two? Enjoy

2007-08-07 05:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

it's 2:33am right now ahah...ummm lalalalalalala------please stand by--------------

oh I'm hooked to this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gSCLpp-G0o&NR=1

2007-08-07 05:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by sweety 4 · 0 0

i would have invited u 4 lunch,it's12:35pm,but then you'd have skipped breakfast......raincheck..slp tight!!

2007-08-07 05:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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