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been there,its not fun.....ill keep the reason to myself!

2007-08-06 21:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by Emerald Eyes 6 · 1 0

I'd be charged with reckless endangerment because I snapped in the checkout line at Wal Mart. Its going to happen one day, I can tell. Every time I go to Wal Mart, I end up in one of the only 2 available checkout lines...and each of the cashiers is a retard who only scans 2 items per minute. I can literally feel my blood pressure going higher and higher. There'll come a time when I just SNAP and beat the daylights out of the cashier for being so slow. That's why I'll be in jail one day. :)

2007-08-07 04:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Id probably go down for not paying taxes and fleeing the country, then I would be picked up by the feds and incarcerated then I would serve like 3 to 5 and get out and rob a bank.. fleeing the country again only this time on a boat to live my dream to be a pirate in international waters.............yeah thats whats up.

2007-08-07 04:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by Shane W 2 · 0 0

Necrophilia

2007-08-07 04:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Most likely cause: If there was a political revolution, and they rounded up all the people who were opposed to the new totalitarian regime and threw them in clink (it has happened all through history).

2007-08-07 04:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by AndrewG 7 · 0 0

i wouldn't get thrown in jail, even if someone harmed my kids, as much as i would like to harm them back it is up to the justice system to do their job and not for me to take matters into my own hands.

2007-08-07 04:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Wishmaster 6 · 0 0

Probably for shopping trolley racing in the shops and causing a fuss, being a retard. Singing real loud.

2007-08-07 04:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

watching + 18 videos

2007-08-07 04:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Bright Side ♫ 3 · 0 0

being in the wrong place at the wrong time. every time i do something illegal i get away with it. but i ALWAYS get busted for stuff that others are doing and am guilty by association.

2007-08-07 04:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by taco_man_747 6 · 0 0

For getting revenge on a child molester that hurt one of my family.

2007-08-07 04:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by ecasea 2 · 0 0

Eating my neighbours or Exposing myself in church or something like that.

2007-08-07 04:33:05 · answer #11 · answered by king_hrothgar_honour 1 · 0 0

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