Signs that your dog wants to die? Funny answers preferred.
2007-08-06 17:22:26 · 21 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He insists on driving his moped without his helmet.
2007-08-06 17:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, i'm not sure about dogs. But I know about fish, i had two suicidal fish. They kept ramming themselves into the little plant thing I had in their tank, and everytime I would get them out they would do it again. And they would also ram the side of the glass alot. I was alot younger then though, and my dad kept replacing them with ones that looked the same. So that I wouldnt be upset. I figured it out one day though when I saw a fin on the toilet seat lol
2007-08-07 00:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he starts walking into the streets extra slow singing over it by catherin mcafee cause his dog friend cheated
2007-08-07 00:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by lilylomper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's always talking to strangers...and playing in the street
i have stopped buying his dog food by the case...i know it's just a matter of time
2007-08-07 01:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by littleheadcat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he/she keeps raming her head into the wall, my dog did that for a while, until she jumped off the roof into our pool...i had to save her...but she kept on raming into the wall
she didnt die, but she had brain damage
it was sad, but halarious
2007-08-07 01:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by provi43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just lays around listening to Nirvana records.
2007-08-07 00:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by muffinman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he put his leash on and jumps off the bed and when that did not work you saw him put his head in the oven
2007-08-07 00:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by buddybrickmason 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when he keeps trying to chase bees so he can get stung time and time again. only trouble is, the bees are faster than my dog,
2007-08-07 07:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you see him dangling by his leash in front of a second floor window ,yea that would be a sign
2007-08-07 00:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he lifts his leg up on the couch, he must have a death wish.
2007-08-07 00:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋