I want to say them "Bugger off! Don't call my house again! Don't call me!" I feel like lying and saying "I'm a sick old woman in bed dying of old age!" Would that be a good lie tell to them? Please tell me some funny Telemarkter stories!
2007-08-06 16:47:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Once I was so annoyed with them that when I answered I plugged my nose and used a weird voice and when they asked for my parents I said that they were out for a walk with the llama. It was so funny!
2007-08-06 16:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't say nothin I push redial and hang up.
One time this one kept calling like every half hour finally I grabbed the portable air horn out of the boat and put in ear plugs about the time I was expecting the next call from the idiot. You think they wouldda got the hint from the redial thing but no. So they got an air horn in their ear.
I know I'm bad.
2007-08-07 00:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by ~Storm~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Interested, then hang up. If you say not interested and then wait for them to say something....then guess what? They are going to say someting. Just say not interested and hang up. I dont get alot of calls like that anymore. There is a way to stop most of that by registering your phone number on a NO CALL list. I dont really know much about that stuff, I never get those calls anymore.
2007-08-07 00:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by BudLt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to make up elaborate and exaggerated stories. One time I told one the person they were asking for was mentally retarded and locked ujp in a straight jacket in an insane asylum. Never heard back from them, I wonder why???
2007-08-06 23:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Dime a Dozen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well since i cant be mean to people as much as i would like, i went along with this guy and i almost missed my bus. But yeah, i usually just hang up once i hear that they cant pronounce my last name.
2007-08-06 23:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by CashCountry17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to take a tuning fork and strike it into the phone.
2007-08-06 23:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I interrupt and tell them to check out my eBay store
2007-08-06 23:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Click!
2007-08-06 23:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
immediately ask "how do you get blood out of carpeting ???" and if they answer say " I tried that already, there's just so much and I've run out of towels"
2007-08-06 23:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by Amy Bee Pea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just hang up the phone...saves both of us time.
2007-08-06 23:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by munesliver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋