Ex: "Happy Birthday! You were Unplanned", "On the Occasion of your first DUI', "Sorry That You're too Old to Remarry", etc.
2007-08-06 16:41:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've found someone new....
But hey, you'll always have herpes.
2007-08-07 10:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
"Glad to Hear You Pooped!!"
"You Put a Rattlesnake in my Mailbox. What the Dilly, yo?"
"Happy First Cigarette!"
"I'm Sorry Your Dog Committed Suicide"
"10 Reasons You Shouldn't have Left Your Baby in the Car that Long:"
"Who are you?"
"I Like the 3 Stooges"
"Thanks for the Alibi!"
"Stop the Investigation on Anthony Spears or You Will Die"
"Saw you on Dateline!!"
2007-08-06 16:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
"Congratulations on Successfully Doubling Your Size Since Marriage"
"Thanks For Holding My Hair While I Puked"
"Get Well Soon From the Group...Don't Worry,I Didn't Tell Anyone About Your Anal Warts"
"Sorry To Hear You Finally Figured Out Your Wife is a Whore Even Though We've All Known For Years"
"Thinking of You...As I Watch Two Stray Dogs Humping"
"Happy Birthday You Miserable Sniveling Prig That I Only Bought a Card For Because You're My Boss"
"Happy Anniversary...or at Least I Think We Had One Once"
"My Deepest Sympathy on the Repossession of Your Car"
"I Just Wanted To Tell You That You're The Most Annoying Human on Earth"
"Merry F'ing Christmas You Damn Atheist"
2007-08-07 13:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Happy Divorce
FIrst Circumcision
2007-08-06 16:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Roses Are Red ...
Violets Are Blue ....
I slept with your sister, and I'm really sorry too.
Happy Birthday ... Aren't you dead yet?
Congratulations on the Parole ... Wanna mule some drugs for me?
Happy 'Genetic Testing Proves I'm Not the Father' Day ...
2007-08-06 18:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Happy Colonoscopy Day!
2007-08-06 16:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Celebrate Your Celibacy!
Who needs two legs, anyway?
Don’t expect me to call.
Congratulations on Serving Your Time!
Now, that's what I call One Hideous Baby!!
Our friendship means a lot to me: sorry I got you drunk and gave you syphilis.
From All of Us: Happy Forced Retirement!
Welcome to Our Neighborhood, Mr. Pedophile!
Since your dignity's been LONG gone, your destitution doesn't matter.
So, I smashed your car??
Unlike Your Marriage, Foot Fungus is Forever!
Please Floss!
Can I date your husband (after you die)?
Honey, You're Not Actually Their Father
Flunked rehab again, huh?
Losers Don’t Need to Graduate!
Wow, who knew you'd look so flabby on Internet porn?
Your Life Has NO Purpose
2007-08-06 19:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by cbn 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
--Congratulations on your new baby! Did you ever figure out who the father is?
--Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it...she moved in with me.
--Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
--So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side- it's really good pay.
2007-08-06 16:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"i'm sorry your wife cheated"
"thanks for the horrible sex last night"
"we're glad your moving out of the neighborhood"
"congratulations on being the #1 dealer on the block!"
"happy 75th birthday enclosed is dr kevorkians phone number"
"welcome home-your jail time is finally over!"
2007-08-06 16:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"As you enter the nursing home"; " Heard you were Read out of The Will"; "On the Occasion of your Expulsion" "To Celebrate your Porn site"; " With Sorrow on your Second Bankruptcy " " Sending My Baby Daddy a Hug and a Summons" "Congrats for Being on Perverted Justice"
2007-08-06 16:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry your new wife is a skank
Happy Valentines Day...alone again I see
Halloween Again...think of the money you've saved on costumes
2007-08-06 23:20:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋