Right now, I've got THOU SHALT NOT SUCK and "Let he who is without sin, watch Sly and the Family Stone"..............
Oh, and contemporary scholars are right. Paul IS a wiener.
2007-08-06 16:23:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mustardseed: You are NEVER excluded in my happy little harem. Here's a Dalek hug for what it's worth.....[wiggles laser cannon and plunger-arm thingy]
2007-08-07 04:51:16 · update #1
And He said, "Yeah verily, the daleks shall inherit the earth, because they have the power to do so".
(From the Sermon on the Mount)
2007-08-06 16:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Ten 'Do What I Say or Else's (in no particular order):
1. Thou Shalt Not Suck. See Also, Thou Shalt Not Be Like The Jerkass.
2. Thou Shalt Not Frivolously Report Others In Spite, Lest Ye Be Reported. With A Sharp Object. Repeatedly. In A Place I'd Really Rather Not Mention.
3. Thou Shalt Not Worship Any False Idols ... *cough* Judas Rabbi *uncough*
4. Thou Shalt Have A Sense of Humor ... or Else.
5. Thou Shalt Enjoy Pickles, For They Are Like The Lord.
6. Hey .... Shut Up.
7. Thou Shalt Not Steal .... *wink*
8. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery ... Unless Thy Spouse Is Down With It, Then By All Means Get Freaky.
9. Thou Shalt Not Make Me Have to Come Down There Or You'll Really Be Sorry.
10. I'm Single ... Not Really A Commandment, But I Thought I'd Just Throw That Out There.
2007-08-07 01:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
From the Birth of Jesus story, "And lo, there did appear a dude, who's awesomeness was great. And he said unto Mary and Joseph, 'Ye, I bringeth unto thee a greater gift than the Wise Men, Lo I bring a Sausage and Taquito combo meal, pickles on the side. And the Wise Men wept, rent their garments, and gnashed their teeth, knowing that this man, this Chiliman, had bested their gifts a thousand fold."
2007-08-07 00:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not vote republican for to do so is an evil thing
Thou shalt not combine the flavors chocolate and orange for such combinations anger God and Liberty, both of whom prefer unf*cked-with chocolate
Amen!
2007-08-09 15:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a request. I want an 11th commandment. I want it to read: Thou Shalt Not Delete BUK
2007-08-07 00:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i don't have anything clever to say tonight, dalek, if i ever did.
lots of hurt feelings around p&s and that hurts me. its supposed to be fun in here.
enscribe this: thou shall never exclude.
aww, there was never a doubt, dalek! i am feeling the love, but....ouch, watch that plunger arm will ya! muah!
2007-08-07 00:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I have a great bon fire going and some sharpened sticks to roast some weiners...
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors midgets
2007-08-06 23:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Great Celestial Deity loves all their created beings of all faiths and cultures. So stop being jerks and killing everyone different than you. 1st MAX 1:1
2007-08-07 15:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
How about "Yea, though I walk through the shadow of Yahoo, I will fear no evil unless you suspend me. My mug and my keychain they comfort me." Hey...... I figure a little bit of biblical suck up to Yahoo won't hurt us right?
2007-08-06 23:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Both men and women shalt enjoy sex.
Thou shalt have good self-esteem.
Thou shalt not use faith as an excuse for murder.
2007-08-06 23:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by D 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋