what is the dumbest thing some one has said to u??

Answer 1

"Hey _______, what's your name?"(my name goes in blank)

Answer 2

The lights went out in our casino where I worked. Nothing on except for the emergency type lighting, high in the ceiling. Pretty dark in there with all the regular lights out. Because I had a security radio, I could hear all the chatter about following the procedure that we had for power failures.

This customer said, "Hey, lady! Do you see it? Lights went out."

All I could think of to say was, "Oh? I'll go tell somebody." And this dude said, "Yeah, you better."

Answer 3

Well, the dumbest thing that I have ever said to anybody was, "Harrison Ford? He was a president right?" I felt so dumb!!! I said it in front of my whole entire freshman college class!

Answer 4

i went to my local camping /caravanning store to change a empty used bottle of 15kg butane gas for a full one

a new lad who had just started work there that morning
said to me "how can i help you sir"

i replied"can i change this bottle of gas please"
he replied "why?whats wrong with it!"

i didnt know if he was joking or not
so i said "well its the colour of it,it doesn't match well with my curtains"

he gave me a strange look and replied " but bottles of gas in this size are all coloured blue" lol,so i guess he wasnt joking at all?
i thought everyone in the whole world knows
you change your empty gas bottle anywhere that it is sold
for a full one?

Answer 5

My eyes are very bloodshot because I haven't been sleeping very well. So this girl I work with says, You know your eyes are bloodshot. I'm like really? Because I couldn't see that for myself. Or the other day I had my face painted because my work was having a cookout complete with someone (my friend) painting faces. So my friend comes over & tells me that my cheek is very bare & that it needs to be painted. I had a customer say do you know that there's a butterfly painted on your face? Duh! I had to sit still long enough for it to be painted!

Answer 6

Honestly there have been so MANY stupid things people said through out the years it would be hard to pin point one!

Answer 7

My math teacher once told me this : -Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Answer 8

we took my students to a movie theater one day... and we all decided we wanted a treat from the concession stand so most of us got into one of two lines...

me: "jeff, what are you doing over there?"
jeff: "i'm standing in the one with no line."
me: "jeff, you need to stand at an open register with a person working behind it."

(student's name has been changed to protect his dumbness! and this is a 14-year-old!!)

Answer 9

I was once asked if I was still alive after falling off a skateboard. By a teacher. A science teacher.

Answer 10

the stupidest thing would probably be the time i decided o pretend i was mad at one of my guy friends. we got all upset and asked one of his friends to talk to me which i really dont get because he was sitting right next to him. well anyway, he says, "why are you mad at him?" so i said, "mad at who?" and he says, "at jeremy!" and i said, "oh, i know him. no, i'm not mad at him" and then jeremy comes in and says, "then why'd you say you were?" and i said, "cuz i felf like it." and his friend says, "oh yeah, well jeremy says you're fat" and jeremy screams, "no i didn;t1 no i didn;t!" these guys are both my neighbors so they say a lot of weird things. they've also sang the teletubbies theme song for me and every comeback is "yo momma" it's just stupid already.

Answer 11

once our language arts teacher had to subsittute for math.. and shes a dumb blonde and shes was trying to explain something.. and she said..


'whats the cirocmfrence of this room'
(the room was square)