2007-08-06 14:40:59 · 37 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ AvA ♪ ♫ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Ooooh, you look so much like your Dad"... Here's the funny thing....They have never met my parents LMFAO hahahahaha
2007-08-06 14:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by Obsidian 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well for a few years before she passed, my grandma had dementia and she said some really weird stuff. I had a baby, he was only about 18 months old but she told me that I shouldn't be fooled because he was really a 30 year old man in disguise, that was sent there to spy on her. I'd say that's probably one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.
2007-08-06 14:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A strange man in front of a supermarket spotted my silly socks (they were black w/ green frogs and big red hearts) and said "Socks like that make a man wonder what kind of underwear you have on." He was smiling and I think it was a joke, but it embarrassed me horribly for some reason. I mumbled some reply and fled. I can't think why I reacted like that (I'm usually pretty unflappable ;-) And what made him think that was an OK thing to say to a strange lady? (we were both more than old enough to know better) I guess I didn't even want him THINKING about my underwear, lol. Good luck!
2007-08-06 14:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Witchyluck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad told me once when i was 10 that my grandpa had hired people to watch him and they were outside of the house. he made me go get his pistol and he went outside yelling that he knew that they were out there and started shooting. that is by far the weirdest thing anybody has said or done around me.
2007-08-06 14:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by justin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A beggar on the street asked me for money. As I waited on the corner for the bus he sat down. He told me he hoped God wouldn't punish him for spending all his donations on Cocaine...weird!
2007-08-06 14:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work in an office and I brought a patient back, and I was making conversation with him and he asked me this: " Where do you work?". I always thought that was funny. He realized what he had asked right after...
2007-08-06 14:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it wasn't actually what this guy said... it was what he put on his bumper sticker. It read:
Whip me, beat me and call me Edna.
I have no idea what that means, but I laughed all the way to work!
2007-08-06 14:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Rikki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy I went on a date with looked at me and said, "usually I only go out with hot girls, but I was getting tired of that".......... uhh............. well, that was our first and LAST date. I ignored all his calls and emails after that.
2007-08-06 14:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"are you a lesbian?"
(I'm not, but I've never had the desire to get married and have kids, so this person thought I was abnormal and the only explanation was that I was gay -- not that there's anything wrong with being gay).
2007-08-06 15:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my kids are 6 years apart and a mom i met at the park for 1st time with my kids there asked me/told me "your kids are far apart, do they have the same father".
and yes, same father. weird or what.
2007-08-06 14:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by havingfun 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋