hey beautiful
as you can probably see.. im bored !!
so plz answer...
have you ever been thinking about something / daydreaming and then did weird stuff??
eg. i was daydreaming and then i put the teapot in the fridge instead of on the stove !!
i was thinking about something and changing my clothes at the same time.. instead of taking off my clothers and changing.. i wore the other pair on top lol
has this ever happened to you??
2007-08-06 13:50:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Hmmm, stuff like that happen to me all the time. I forget everything. I hardly know my parents' name.
Anyways, I won't talk about that cuz it's really old news for me.
I'll tell you something that happened to me 2 days ago.
So, I was riding my small Chinese motorbike and going home. As I was taking a turn, I saw this guy staring at me and smiling. I took me a while to recognize him but I did. He was a friend of a friend. Actually, he was a friend of the stationary owner. The stationary owner is not my friend, we just chit chat whenever I am there buying anything.
Anyways, it looked from the goofy smile on his face that he needed a ride. So, I offered him one.
I really don't know what he was thinking. I was just trying to be nice when I offered him the ride. The man is FAT. Talk about REALLY REALLY BIG AND FAT. No offence to big guys but the man is HUGE.
So he asked me to give him a ride to the stationary to meet his friend. He sat behind me. The thing about my bike is that there is a small red basket at the back. So there is no room for his extra size to dangle.
He took the entire area of the seat. I was literally sitting on the gas tank. The front wheel was up in the air and the back wheel was almost flat to the ground.
I waited for a few seconds hoping that the man may realize the situation and get off , but he just stood there behind me silent.
I realized that was meant to be was meant to be. I pushed my chest backwards in order to make room for the key to be inserted in the ignition.
We started our journey, him on the back wheel and me in the air holding on to dear life.
I was trying hard to maintain a sense of direction. Turning right or left was of no avail as the front wheel was not in touch with the ground. I had to depend on the wind and the grace of God.
As we proceeded in our way I realized that the front part of his body was squeezing the lower part of my back, aka, my butt.
Me being a virgin estimated that this position wasn't the most ideal one for me if I am ever to get married in the future and have kids. I climbed and crawled upwards moving away from the danger zone.
As I was clutching to everything I could get a hold of up there, I realized that I had lost my contact with the brake pedal. It was too far down there for my foot to reach.
Now, I was faced with two choices. Either to get down there , get a grip on the brake pedal but lose my chastity. Or to remain up there. I chose my diginity over my life.
There was no way we could stop if a traffic light turned red, or if a car came rushing in the opposite direction.
I held on to dear life with one hand, and with the other I honked the horn with all my might. To my surprise, the horn usually has a sharp loud voice that goes "tooot, tooot". Now the voice was so weak and fragil like "aaaah, ooooh, eeeeh".
I wondered at the reason knowing that the immense pressure should have no effect on the electricity of the motorcycle. It was just that my motorcycle was in deep pain.
Just when I thought that I couldn't fight any more, when I was losing my grip and beginning to fall gradually, I saw the stationary around the corner.
I pressed on the gas with all my remaining strength. We arrived there....... and I was saved.
Wowwww, that was so looooong. I guess I slept some where in the middle as I was typing it.
2007-08-06 15:52:06 · answer #1 · answered by Ismaily Rules 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
many many times its happend to me
I think this one time my mom told me to go throw the alundrey down the shoot and i was so 'blah" that day and i opened the trash and threw all my clothes in there, and then i walked away. Then about na hour later my moms like "wheres the clothes?"
Thats when it hit me so I rannnn to the trash & luckly they were all still there.
Also, sometimes i'll be told to go do something and i'll get half-way there and completly forget what i was supposed to do, so i'll just sit there and not more for litteraly 30 seconds then i would remeber it.
2007-08-07 00:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by ~Brown Eyes~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha fatma..............
That happens very often to me.
Some days ago, I was prepearing myself a hot chocolate when I realized that I was putting the cup in the fridge instead inside the microwaves....
Or I put something in the place where normally is for another thing....and then I spend lot of days looking for it.
I think that almost all the pple has moments like that sometimes in the life.
2007-08-07 02:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Fatma...I can already tell what kind of answers you are going to get from some of the guys here... ;-)
Yeah, I've done that. One thing I've done is put both contact lenses in the same eye...boy, THAT was weird!!
2007-08-06 13:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Red 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
ok, i wasn't thinking, but instead of going to the restroom i went in the kitchen and opened the refrigerator !!!!
after a 5 seconds i realized that i went o he kitchen.
LOL!!!
2007-08-06 15:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok, what number circumstances i circulate on in the process the day... enable's initiate from the initiating... Mhhhm, i awaken at 8 o'clock, soo... 8:02... 8:06... 8:08... oops on the different hand at 8:10... yet then i'd desire to pee, so 8:13...
2016-10-19 09:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by lubin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, yea i was supposed to put something in the closet of the bathroom and go to my room to change. instead i put that thing in my room and walked into the closet of the bathroom
2007-08-06 14:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by ABANDONED 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
woah!!! i do these type of things allot, cus im outta mind every time... but il just tel u something which i did very recently...
last friday we were planning to go out to a beach with a group of friends, without knowing my parents so v were suppose to leave the place at 5 in the evening, all guyz came to the spot at time but one guy dint come at time so we were waiting for him, then i recieve a miss call i was outa mind at that time so i quickly called that number in return to shout him & scold him for for not coming & keeping us wait for him, i dint notice the number which i dialled on my phone, to see ive dialled my dads number, & i dint know that, also ive scolded my dad in filth thinking that it is my friend, & im also telling him the days plan, but untill that my dad was just keeping quite & only saying "hmmmmm..." then after telling him everything he asked me do u know to whom ur talking now? i looked at my phone screen suddenly to see it was my dad's number, i got shocked & dad was the one who gave me the miss call to ask me where i am... woah!!! everything is over!!! i start sweating like im in da shower...
i quickly ran home....
All our programmes got cancelled that eveninig, the money which we spent for petrol, for food, drinks, mat, beer, hut & everything.... & also got good scoldings at home frm parents... for scolding dad, & going out without permission... etc....
but the next day i went to college & beat my friend like hell, i was so pissed at that time... but the mistake was mine cus i dint check for the number in my mobile.... was OUTTA MIND!!!
2007-08-06 20:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Ismaily.
2007-08-06 20:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Smutty 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
looool ur all so funny...
i put my socks in the refrigerator
2007-08-06 22:23:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋