2007-08-06 13:00:47 · 16 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ugh, I know! I hate them, they never work. They always seem to burn the toast while simultaneously keeping it from getting crispy. So I have soggy burnt bread. Yum.
2007-08-06 13:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lost Pwns You 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a cat. You have paws. You aren't supposed to be eating toast anyway. You are supposed to eat rats. Has there been a rat drought? If so.... by-pass the toaster and use the broiler in the oven. Makes perfect toast every time. ;)
2007-08-06 13:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just gotta find the sweet spot on the number dial. It takes quite a bit of trial and error. The "toaster dial sweet spot' is one of the smallest things known to mankind. Just one micron too far to the left, and your English muffins come out looking like two smoking hockey pucks, one micron too far to the right, and it is like you didn't even toast them at all. Of course, once you finally find the sweet spot that makes perfect toast, your dumb roommate comes by and changes it. Oh well.
2007-08-06 13:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is in hopes that when the idiots use it they're going to capture the toaster on hearth and finally end up having to purchase a clean one. sometimes it burns down the whole kitchen, and has been familiar to break complete homes. With the economic device how this is, its a settle and discrete way for toaster businesses to earn extra money.
2016-12-11 12:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the rats their own toaster and ya won't have this problem anymore! They pranked you. Guess it worked pretty good too!
2007-08-06 13:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh my gosh this deserves a star.
My toaster burns my toast and my hands. D@mn that thing.
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2007-08-06 13:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was your toaster made in China? That could be the problem.
2007-08-06 13:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know! I burn it all the time too! My problem is that the toaster is inconsistent.
2007-08-06 13:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by Judy K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't have that problem. I just crank the toasting time to halfway.
2007-08-06 13:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Galactic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the bread i think that keeps changing it's thickness
so if you don't change ya bread the smoke alarm wont go off :)
2007-08-06 13:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋