here's one more for you! Give me a short paragraph using these words;
nostril
ape
terrified
slimy
dim wittedly
moronic
Funniest gets best answer! Have fun with it and don't forget a star if you like it!
Here's the last one I did and it was a RIOT!
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2007-08-06 12:20:54 · 13 answers · asked by charks love 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dim wittedly accepted a blind date. He showed up and looked terrified. Were my nostrils flaring or something?
He opened the car door to let me in, but there was something slimy on the seat. He was moronic to think that I would go with him in that car. Instead I ditched him and went to the zoo and had take out with the apes.
2007-08-06 12:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In shocking news today out of Washington, a terrified ape had dim wittiedly stumbled inside the Oval Office..With flarring nostrils agape, he answered moronic questions from the slimy News Media at the scene...
2007-08-06 19:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by ♥sinful♥ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
As the hairy ape slimy nostrils pulsed, the chipmunk knew her luck had run out. The chipmunk, terrified for its virginity never imagined such a moronic ape would be taking her so young. Then the ape, dim wittedly lurched forward to claim his prize and found himself slipping on a banana peel.
(take that climax killer!)
2007-08-06 19:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by ChAtMaN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Through his cage, the terrified baby ape flared one nostril, then the other, watching the slimy, moronic spectators as they stared dimwittedly at his misery.
Okay, its not funny. Sounds like a protest against zoos by yet another Peta inspired vegan.
2007-08-06 19:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by jonz4 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once I dim wittedly was picking my left nostril and got a hold of the nastiest, oozing, slimy, living gunk known to me. Consequently, I jumped and screamed and ran and wiped things, like a terrified moronic ape....it wasn't my best day.
2007-08-06 19:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by 123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That dim-witted ape was at it again. As we watched him behind his cage in the zoo he acted terrified, but we could tell he was really moronic as he pulled a slimy booger from his nostril and wiped it on the wall.
2007-08-06 19:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Staring up the nostrils of a HUGE ape, I was terrified....is this the animal I run away from, or do I stay still, hoping he goes away? Slimy drool hung from his open mouth, teeth gaping. My moronic boyfriend decided it was wise to poke the ape w/ a huge stick, however his dim-witted attempt at survival cost us dearly....
2007-08-06 19:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Dj 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moronic ape dim wittedly stuck his finger up his nostril and it became all slimy causing him to be terrified, then freaked out and threw poop at everyone...
2007-08-06 19:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by The Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was terrified as an ape with a slimy nostril dim wittedly ate his boogers like my moronic ex b/f
2007-08-06 19:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
O.K. My friend is completely TERRIFIED of APEs. Yesterday, one went up her NOSTRIL! When I asked her what it felt like, she ran up to her boyfriend and said it was SLIMY! She sounded so MORONIC! I hope he didn't think she was too DIM WITTED!
=)
Sashay
(Sorry I couldn't think of a way to say dim WITTEDLY.) (Hope it's ok)
2007-08-06 19:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋