use weapons of Mass destruction?
2007-08-06 11:49:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If they tried to attack my Church, our secret weapon would be Father Tom. His homilies are so boring, he'd lull the enemy to sleep.
P.S. Check with Jimbo on this one, he's an expert in the field.
2007-08-07 01:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Atheists would not need to attack a catholic church. We just simply sit back and let all the religious loonies wipe themselves out.
2007-08-06 18:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by go avs! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ Himself guaranteed that the "gates of hell" would not prevail against His Church.
With that in mind, hypothetically speaking, if enemies of the Church attacked with weapons of mass destruction, they would still fail to destroy it.
Amazing, isn't it
2007-08-07 10:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Daver 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nah, just lots of people with flamethrowers.
2007-08-06 19:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those weapons are there! we know because we sold them to him. stop hating freedom! freedom hater! wait, what was the question?
2007-08-06 18:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
Yep, and they would be so disappointed when all they got in return was getting an 'Old Fashioned molesting' by the priest...
2007-08-06 21:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yeah,...and they would start with pope on a rope!
2007-08-06 18:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by STORMY 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm atheist, my answer is yes!!!!!!!! why not? lets just have fun
2007-08-06 18:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by i ♥ alexi laiho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. Would the atheist find God there?
2007-08-06 18:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by Krazy 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
They would just hang us.
2007-08-06 19:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋