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As you can see I am blue and fat. My fur is aargh! fluffy, do I need to get a wax on wax off, anal blotching and a colonic irrigation system set up or just take some more chill pills.
I got some disco biscuits left over from Nobbys all nighter they make me feel loved whatever I look like. Or is it just, so like whatever, girlfriend? (Indian yes/no head waggle, with smug Beyonce Knowles look at me aren't I just the most gorgeous in the whole world)

2007-08-06 11:26:11 · 7 answers · asked by Baroness von green putty 2 in Beauty & Style Other - Beauty & Style

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All this time I've been gender confused about you, moley, but now that you've made it clear that you are indeed a female mole,
here's me big opinion.....(New York accent)..."fahget about it!"
You'd have to be on this side lookin' in to see just how damn cute you are.! That's why everyone wants to tickle you under the chin and chuff your little mole ears.
Remember the" Who" and their song "Eyesight to the Blind"? They're talkin' about
you! They love you too mole! If I didn't have a girlfriend......
I never thought a few extra pounds made any difference to guys. That's a "mole-chick "thing. There's just more of you to love.
And you gotta be cautious about that makeover thing.
Remember what happened to Penfold..he used to be a handsome (?) trench-coated male stripper, then he had a make-over, and came out lookin' like an ugly troll! (Don't tell
him I said so.) God gave you good parts,moley. Just keep 'em as they are....!

2007-08-06 12:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 1 0

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2016-09-05 09:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Nah, moley..I love yew just the way you a-r-r-re!..billy joel.
Stay exactly the same , so when I catch and kill and bbq you,
I can pick you up by yore little haid, and eat you just like a drumstick!


Granny Crabtree: "We have lots of mole sauce here in the Imperialistic valley!"

2007-08-06 13:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 1 0

Its the coffee Pete is brewing, while you make these lovely heavenly, drooling, asking for more yummy delicious, ever so mind boggling great penny's from heaven buns. That SOB makes this kind of coffee to go with your... lovely heavenly, drooling, asking for more yummy delicious, ever so mind boggling great penny's from heaven buns.
Don't be fooled again he looks at you the same way.
He wants to keep you down.
a friend who happens to love ... lovely heavenly, drooling, asking for more yummy delicious, ever so mind boggling great penny's from heaven buns.

There you have it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzTm_dFwokQ

2007-08-06 11:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would be careful with cosmetic surgery. Here's what happened to my friend...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0_tfoTTGOQ

2007-08-06 11:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1 0

take the chill pills brothaaa~~~

2007-08-06 11:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love you just the way you are! (Kiss!)

2007-08-06 14:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by gldjns 7 · 2 0

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