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2007-08-06 11:07:36 · 37 answers · asked by Page 4 in Politics & Government Politics

There must be at least one thing!!! We are all human after all! lol

2007-08-06 11:09:14 · update #1

OR the most ridiculous thing he has done. That counts too. I am flexible.

2007-08-06 11:10:31 · update #2

You guys are all soooo funny! Thanks for the laughs!!

2007-08-06 11:20:35 · update #3

37 answers

How about 10 in addition to mission accomplished? lol. #2 on the attached is my favorite.

2007-08-06 11:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by 2012 4 · 5 1

If he had a $100 for each ridiculous thing he has said or done he would be an extremely rich man.
Actually, if you think about it, most of us are in the same position, that of having said or done many, many ridiculous things. The problem with Bush is that in his position, what he does and says carries enormous consequences.
Look at Iraq today. 680,000 people dead, 2.5 million displaced, over a million wounded, tortured or abused.

If the amount of money allocated to a ridiculous thing being said or done was in proportion to the damage done by it, claiming the Iraq was a threat to the USA would command not a $100 but a $trillion.

2007-08-06 11:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by johnfarber2000 6 · 1 0

1) At the dedication of his gubernatorial portrait, "I thank the audience for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging".

2) "Who could have possibly envisioned an erection - an election in Iraq at this point in history"?

3) "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorize himself".

4) "...I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating".

5) "I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle-aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president".

6) "I urge all those who honor Terri Schaivo to continue to work to build a culture of life".

7) "Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of Dr. Seuss' Hop on Pop".

8) ".....I ask the American people to volunteer for 4,000 years of community service".

9) "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis".

10) ".....we would not accept a treaty that I thought made sense for the country".

11) "There's no question that the night I got elected the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead".

12) "....."just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill".

13) "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings....And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it!".

14) "I'm the master of low expectations".

15) "It's amazing I won (the Presidency). I was running against peace, prosperity and incumbency".

16) "I just want you to know that when we're talking about war, we're really talking about peace".

17) "I'm looking for a good nights sleep on the soil of a friend".

18) "We want to restore honor and integrity to the White House".

19) "A dictatorship would be a hell of a lot easier, as long as I'm the dictator".

20) "I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The congress cut them. I asked them to cut them."

21) ".....Arbolist. Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an Arbo-Tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

22) "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption".

23) "Border relations between Canada and Mexico has never been better".

24) "Saddam Hussein would still be in power if John Kerry was elected president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off".

25) "September the 4th., 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a moment I'll never forget".

26) "I had a cordial meeting at the meeting last night. We greeted each other cordially".

27) "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law".

28) "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table".

29) "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama BinLaden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."

30) "Justice ought to be fair".

31) "I think the American people - I hope the American - I don't think - let me - I hope the American people trust me".

32) "It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life".

2007-08-06 13:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"You're doing a great job, Brownie."

see Katrina aftermath, FEMA response

I know Bush doesn't want to take anyone on his staff/cabinet/executive branch to the woodshed publicly (which isn't a bad way to manage people), but this was a pretty big overstatement on his part.

Government doesn't do a great job at anything, as the Katrina aftermath has shown vividly. Why would we want to give them healthcare, too?

2007-08-06 11:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by Scooter281 2 · 1 0

The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000(Listen to audio clip)

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Listen to audio clip)

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

2007-08-06 11:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The victory speeches,,,they moved me,,,I believed them all.Rummy was the master of the speech.,,,most ridiculous I think..chow supergirl.,,,,,,add what about the time many years ago when Bush personally ask ever child in America to donate 1.00 dollar for the war.

2007-08-06 12:05:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There are so many goof ups.. Where to begin?

ok this will do.

"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."

2007-08-06 11:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by fredrick z 5 · 4 0

We are sending aid from the United States, to New Orleans.

2007-08-06 13:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by tiny Valkyrie 7 · 1 0

"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended." GW Bush, May 1, 2003

Also, the idiot fell off a Segway. He and Paris Hilton are the only two morons on the planet dumb enough to have managed that.

2007-08-06 11:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

You mean, like today?
Or do we have to go back a week?
Certainly, you can't mean over the last 6+ years!
Damn; that would be like trying to find the most beautiful grain of sand on a beach.

2007-08-06 11:17:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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