Can you FILL-IN these with something AMUSING???? I NEED a good laugh!?

Question

1) Roses are red, violets are blue,________________.
2) A man without______ is like_______
3) If you REALLY loved me you would______
4) A rose by any other name_______

Answer 1

1.roses are red,violets are blue,my boyfriends mother looks like mr magoo.

2.a man without a tongue is like on his way to the curb!!!

3.if you really loved me you would get a duplicate credit card for me honey.

4.a rose by any other name isnt a rose honey dont be so damn cheap next time or its over!!

Answer 2

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, a man with a comb-over hasn't a clue.

2. A man without the remote is like SunnyMac without Matt.

3. If you REALLY love me, you would put down that Penthouse and come out of the bathroom.

4. A rose by any other name would still be kicked off The View.

Answer 3

1) Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

2) A man without a sense of humor is like a lake without water.

3) If you REALLY loved me you would jump off of the building.

4) A rose by any other name is something else.

Answer 4

1) Roses are red, violets are blue, (I take a shower, and I don't use shampoo.)
2) A man without a (woman), is like a (body without a brain).
3) If you REALLY loved me you would (give me a million dollars.)
4) A rose by any other name would (still smell the same.)

Answer 5

1) Roses are red, violets are blue, why do men's hands always smell like poo?
2) A man without a penis is like a chicken with it's head cut off.
3) If you REALLY loved me you would leave me the hell alone!
4) A rose by any other name is a just a freakin flower!

Answer 6

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, go eat a diick, or the diick will eat you.
2. A man without a brain is like a woman behind the wheel.
3. If you REALLY loved me you would do me again.
4 A rose by any other name could be a daisy.

Answer 7

1) Roses are red, violets are blue...bloody flowers all make me sneeze..ahhhhchooooooo.
2) A man without clothes is like totally naked.
3) If you REALLY loved me you would max out all your credit cards.
4) A rose by any other name is still another bloody flower...ahhhchooo.

Answer 8

1) Roses are red, violets are blue,_if you are dead, I wanna be too.
2) A man without_ a penis is like_ a woman.
3) If you REALLY loved me you would_ Oh wait, You already did it!
4) A rose by any other name _still smells as sweet as that place behind you're ear.

Answer 9

1) Roses are red, violets are blue, they smell good, you stank like poo.

2) A man without a job is like cornflakes without the milk.

3) If you REALLY loved me you would clip my toe nails.

4) A rose by any other name would still have thorns.

Answer 10

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, yada, yada, yada
2. A man without a penis is like a bull castrated
3. If you REALLY loved me you would give me flowers
4. A rose by any other name still has thorns