An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man's wife in and said,"There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health"
"What are they, sir?"
"One: You must make him three huge meals every day.
Two: Never argue with him.
Three: Make love to him every night.
"Agreed." Said the woman.
On the way home the husband asked what the doctor said.
The woman replied,"Your going to die."
2007-08-06 09:27:56 · 17 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LMUIAO Have you and Hannah been talking about how to get rid of me.? LOL
2007-08-07 00:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cut an artery in my wrist by accident
and the wife went to look if I had made a mess.
I lost so much blood I went into shock.
No comment !!!!!!
2007-08-06 17:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading the answers and wondering why people seem so uptight - then I realised this is the marriage and divorce section... can't expect them to laugh, I suppose
2007-08-07 08:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah......I heard that one about 3 years ago. But way to stick with the time.
2007-08-06 16:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading your joke, I understand why you put it in the Marriage & Divorce Section ......lol
2007-08-07 09:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Curious39 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yippeeio, this joke was here couple of days ago Annie, get a grip.
2007-08-06 16:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Bless you my child"
Well it's the Irish bit to be sure now!
Bugger! forgot what I was going to put, just annoying the neighbours with Rainbow - "Catch the Rainbow -live version"
Stupid English half of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-06 16:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you won't let me die Jane! XX
2007-08-07 05:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by Chianti Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, true love pmsl.
2007-08-06 17:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw that one coming.
2007-08-06 16:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by Le BigMac 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋