the one where he is arrested for messing with road cones. ``its in your cone -tract``
2007-08-06 09:31:50
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answered by Ghost Boy 7
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Where he pretends to be a zombie by rapping a shower curtain round him,sticking cornflakes to his face and screws to his fingernails,hides behind the reception desk and scares the s**t out of Susan!
"I'm a zombie,I'm Alan Partridge!"
Or the bit where he's trying to escape from the deranged fan.
"He's a mentalist!"
2007-08-06 10:40:26
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answered by hotspur1970 2
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sequence a million. while Michael is taking Alans breakfast order on the shuttle inn Alan says "i might like my sausages burnt previous acceptance so as that they are in a position to easily be pointed out by using their finger prints. Michael says "can that be achieved like" Alan "Technically i assume you are able to, If i replaced right into a burgler i ought to strap sausages to my palms, they might probable stay to tell the story some ruin ins earlier they began to perish" Then Micheal says " AYe, and you ought to possibly have like a beefburger for the palm" I did honestly pmsl. lol Series2. while Alan gets his foot caught on a spike and Lynn says "in simple terms pull your foot off" and Alan says "you pull yours off" ...Lynn "yet my foots not on the spike" Then is going directly to do the speach and is vomiting and almost collapsing from blood loss.."Dont shine that torch in my face mate 'ave in simple terms lost 0.5 a pint of blood"
2016-10-09 08:45:32
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answered by ? 4
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When he's got the South African guy in his house and the guy says "You Cant" the whole scene with the door for a table and the car headlights is brilliant
2007-08-06 09:42:37
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answered by Anonymous
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My favourite bit is when Alan decides to have a "Bond" day - the bit where he says "Stop getting bond wrong1" It cracks me up every time!!
2007-08-06 09:41:23
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answered by winky 2
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Any scene with him and Lynn in. Comedy genius!
''THE AUTOBAHN''
''there were hairs sprouting from the base and dotted lines eminating from the top'' I laughed myself stupid when he tried to draw a willie on his back!
2007-08-06 09:33:17
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answered by berryred 3
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where he gets his foot in the spike!
funny! i laughed for hours!
2007-08-07 02:32:13
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answered by ALBSTERboomer 3
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the bit with the woman and the chocolate mousse!!! (the whole s** scene is very funny!)
2007-08-06 09:37:28
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answered by badwolf 3
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yeah, the traffic cone incident:
NAME: er, Bill, Bill Carr
ADDRESS: er, ten, ten kkkkkkking road.
so funny!
2007-08-06 11:20:35
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answered by Joyful97 5
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When they dropped a cow on him :P
2007-08-06 09:39:09
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answered by Lonewolf 4
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