My Korean girl and I were playing a game Saturday night, and she tied me to a fencepost. Well, long story short the whip went up to high one time and she got me in the face!
I had told my wife I was in Seattle for business, but now I have two problems.
1. We were actually in Oklahoma City, and I have a hospital charge to my insurance from there now, as they treated my eye laceration.
2. I physically have a black eye! My wife is not the brightest bulb in the world, but this will be pretty tricky to pull off.
Should I roll my car and say it was an accident?
God Bless you for reading this and I wish you the best!
2007-08-06 08:39:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A. Just tell her you had laser eye surgery and wear those big a.s.s. goggle glasses all the time.
B. Color in the other to match, then tell her that you are anemic or iron deficient
or
C. Give her one to match, when she asks about yours.
2007-08-06 09:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell the wife that someone called her fat, and even though it's true you decided to defend her honor, and got beat up for her.
She'll be so thankful, that her lazy fat a** won't bother to check the location on the hospital records.
Besides, if you're a take-charge kind of husband, the wife has no business looking at the mail or doing anything besides cooking and cleaning.
2007-08-06 11:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fool, you should have thought of conquences before the incident happened. Maybe you'll have another to match before it is over with. How would you feel if it was her having to tell you? Oh probably not too bad or you would have more consideration for the person you are suppose to love. I have no pity for you. You should be straight up with her and tell her it is over so she can move on and do better. I just don't think your actions are acceptable, I don't care what three fourths of the world is doing. Morals!
2007-08-06 08:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since your married, sounds like you deserved it. Tell her the truth, your a two timing fool. If she leaves you maybe your girlfriend will give you a black eye in your other eye.
2016-05-19 23:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce your wife instead of cheating on her. Maybe she'll punch you in the other eye so that you'll have 2 black eyes.
Seriously, the real issue is you're cheating on your wife and you don't want to get caught. Let your wife go so she can find a man that will truly love her and honor his vows.
2007-08-06 08:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by ..... 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Leave ur wife, dont make her suffer.
say you were with some great friend who has a wife and he asked u to go with him to cover his relationship with a girl and he had an accident and u didnt want to tell her cuz she would get suspicious!!
Apologize for not trusting her and bla bla. Say you hope she will understand but u had to be there for this fella!!!!
2007-08-06 08:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by L...A... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The black eye will be nothing compared to what you're going to be getting. And it's obvious your wife isn't the brightest bulb in the world, look who she married.
2007-08-06 08:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Say that you have Amnesia and you dont remember a thing....She will buy it if she is not the brightest. Plus, then maybe she will feel sorry for you.
2007-08-06 09:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by bellesnail 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
how much is the bill?
I say you just pay it and tell your wife someone took your wallet and charged a hospital stay.
2007-08-06 08:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by omaha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow, you could do that but how is rolling your car going to explain Oklahoma City
2007-08-06 08:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by Alma Balzitch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋