If so. what are your qualifications/specialties??. I will be heading up the propaganda division,because lets face it,I can make the absurd sound perfectly plausible.
2007-08-06 08:18:02 · 16 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you can put me were you need me i can seduce the enemy.sir i am ready for you to command me.
2007-08-06 09:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What you need to do is get the SpecFor Maltese From Hell fitted up for some BDUs and body armor. Then make sure that the SpecFor Maltese From Hell knows when to open fire and when to let the tummy churn up some more deadly gas to be used only against Al Qeda operatives and bad sergeants. Make sure that the SpecFor Maltese From Hell operates the gas valve only when given the correct code word, such as 'Fifi' or 'Princess.' Upon return to the US of A, rent the SpecFor Maltese From Hell to prisons on those special occasions when a prisoner is about to be 'put to sleep.' Expect the SpecFor Maltese From Hell to have some issues upon return, also. Be kind. Listen to the heroic dog when she cries and moans. Get her into a nearby VA run animal shelter for the debriefing and the treatment of depression and anxiety. I hope this helps!
2016-04-01 02:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an amazing liar and actress or so all my ex's have told me.... I have lotsa talents that are useful not to mention I have no conscience and absolutely no shame... Oh I'm a very very good shot with any gun! I'm an excelent writer and insane which helps in any and every situation involving P&S!
I'll take out anyone given the order and will gladly cook.
Sounds good! Where do I sign?
2007-08-06 08:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Rhyannonn C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will join... I have the special powers ... almost hypnotic like over the Police to convince them that I 'fit the general description of' whatever subject. So I will engage the police .... be arrested, tortured, hosed and probed while the super cell carries out its mission. Its my contribution to the cause..... I know .... I know......no need to thank me ... I'm a natural.... What officer? ... yes ... I think I did swipe this PC from Biff.... ~~~~pssst...you better make a break for it now ....I'm going to busy for 48 hours.
2007-08-06 09:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ex tc, my , my black eye. i bet that's what you say about your 6 ex wives too, eh? you got it made in in the ever lovin summer heat. i always go commando, by the way. can't stand being restricted. my qualities/specialties? i know how to run a criminal enterprise, and i have been very successful since getting out of the joint. i'm all legit with my sshit, literally. actually, the truth is, i have retard strength. it is in my genes somewheres.
2007-08-06 09:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have very strong legs, I could squeeze the life out of something if I really wanted to.
2007-08-06 08:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Starr 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You sound perfect for OPERATION ENDURING P&S, the campaign to defeat the Y!Aliban and restore happiness to the land
2007-08-06 08:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've been commando for a very long time!
2007-08-06 08:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would love to. I am a sniper, and strike only when appropriate. Put me on the front line.
2007-08-06 08:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I'd be happy to join forces with you. I've been practicing on my own for years....
2007-08-06 08:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
as long as i can operate the blow horn- im a good motivational speaker.. i will get people to convert and join task forces.
2007-08-06 08:21:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋