i was so messed up we just started some huge party and the pool was emtpy so like about ten of us jumped in i broke my leg some chick broke her hand and so on lmao yea it was off the roof soo your story is?
2007-08-06 05:27:27 · 13 answers · asked by lordraffi425 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well last time I was so high I went to the laundry mat to wash my clothes but I forgot to bring my clothes. I drove home to get my dirty clothes but I couldn't find it. I was so frustrated but when I went to get a little snack in the fridge, I found my laundry inside it. I took it off and went back to the laundry mat. But it was closed. So I went back home and used the dishwasher instead. It was a good day.
2007-08-06 05:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Huh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i was in 3rd grade this guy was being "mean" to my BFF so I sent him a letter telling him t oleave her alone or he'll pay. Well he showed it to his mom who thought it was a threat letter in 3rd f'in grade LOL
2007-08-06 05:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me but a guy that rode my bus started striping and layed in front of the bus! It was HiLaRiOuS!!
2007-08-06 05:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm usually mellow when I'm up in tha ozone..My best friend got arrested for pissing on a stop sign once when he was high........lol
2007-08-06 05:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-11 09:03:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him! (more)
2007-08-06 05:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
why jump in a pool that's empty, even how fecked up you are?? that's just beyond stupidity mate!!
2007-08-06 05:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by PurpleHaze27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel a little dumber by just READING your question.
2007-08-06 05:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by Conqi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
slept with my best friend so now were going out (my best friedns a guy)
2007-08-06 05:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by BRASiL 01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got so high that i eneded up eating the mail from the mailbox....
2007-08-06 05:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋