One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being
good."God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good, because He wanted to encourage them..give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said? ...........
Okay, I was just wondering; I didn't get one either...
2007-08-06 05:26:28 · 21 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Cristina p, its only a bit of harmless fun dear, you dont HAVE to be amused, and the question was ...a joke anyone?....meaning shall l tell you a joke.?..which I did
2007-08-06 05:35:35 · update #1
Robert that was brilliant thanks xx
2007-08-06 05:36:44 · update #2
Hahaha Jackhammer, been ther done that got the T shirt lol
2007-08-06 05:58:44 · update #3
OMG thanks everyone for the fun xxx
now come on share ya jokes, Roberts was a cracker and Dogs r was a close second xx
2007-08-06 07:18:13 · update #4
Sorry its not original Honey, cant please the world
2007-08-06 08:23:19 · update #5
Gaffa (boss) says to Paddy:
"Go and fetch a wheelbarrow from that site".
Paddy comes back a halfhour later with two wheelbarrows one inside the other.
Gaffa says: "i thought i told you to fetch one"
Paddy says: "Well you didnt expect me to carry it did you?"
lol
2007-08-06 05:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by rheckels 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was great! I even went down past the comments trying to find what God said...lol! I'm kind of slow huh?
2007-08-06 07:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that and the e-mail said Thank you.
and keep up the good work and God bless you.
2007-08-06 05:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by sofar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-08-06 05:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by RB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got one, it said keep up the good work, tee hee.
A benefit of getting older:
Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can’t remember them either.
2007-08-06 07:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It said if I answer this question then God promises me I will get the vote from you as best answer and if I don't your going to hell.
2007-08-06 05:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Muahahaha! Good joke. Exactly what I needed on a Monday morning!
2007-08-06 05:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not bad, but Robert's Paddy joke was much more funny
2007-08-06 05:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It said..."Thank you for believing in me, but you are being controlled. Go forth and enjoy the rest of your life"
Hahahaha!
Just another Joke.........
2007-08-06 12:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Afi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl What a sense of humour!!!!
Wonder why I never got one either? never mind I'll send you one soon! and that will keep you going! x
2007-08-06 06:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋