Bored today, does anybody have a story to share?

Question

I'm bored today and need some "good" reading material, does anybody have a story to share? Humorous stories are good, stories for adults only are good too...i have some i can share with you in exchange if you're interested, mature people only please...

Answer 1

There was a time I really had to go to the bathroom while at work but I was extremely busy so I had to make it a quick one. I rushed in to the back office bathroom did my business, washed my hands super fast and rushed out. I was wearing a skirt that day one of those that are made of microfiber very flowy so it already feels like your walking around in your undies. I walked all the way to the front of the office when I start hearing the whispers and snickering it wasn't until I got to my seat that the girl behind me pointed out that my whole behind was showing, I was wearing a thong at that! Holy crap I just flashed the entire office and did I mention I was the new girl. I wanted to run for the hills then I was called into my bosses office thru the loud speaker and when I entered my girlfriend who worked there was rolling over on the floor of laughter along with the bosses wife and they were watching the whole thing on video in slow motion and rewinding it. I was mortified I didn't know that the whole entire office was rigged with cameras. The boss was a complete perv and said that was a hell of way to move up.

Answer 2

I couldn't laugh about this at the time, but looking back it's not so bad. Still, it ranks up there in my most embarrassing momements. Enjoy!

A few weeks ago I went to my ex boyfriend's house for his daughter's 3rd birthday party. After the gifts were opened and cake was served, I excused myself to go to the bathroom to pee. After figuring out how to get the potty training seat off the toilet, I did my business and pulled up my pants.

When I flushed, however, the water didn't go down, it came up and (luckily!) stopped prior to spilling over. I figured it's no big deal because such things happen with toilets sometimes, but upon looking around the bathroom I found no plunger. I'm not easily embarrassed but my cheeks became red as I realized what I had to do. I walked into the living room and leaned in to whisper to Matt, "Where do I find a plunger?" He stated that there should be one in the bathroom and I told him there was not. "Go downstairs then, it's probably in that one."

Downstairs I go and sure enough there's the plunger. I bring it back upstairs feeling very much as though I'm marching said tool past 3 other adults and a few kids and while walking past I caught the attention of two of the children. They followed me into the bathroom while I attempted to make the water go down. "What are you doing, Beth? What's that? What are you doing?"

Well the plunger wasn't doing a damn thing and for some reason I had this flash of brilliance which told me that I should try to flush again because sometimes toilets do these things, so I flush again and to my horror and dismay the water doesn't go down, it just continues to climb up and now over the edge. I stepped out into the hallway and said, "Matt... we have a problem."

It's embarrassing enough that I'm now in this position, but what's even worse is that the water is a little... well... red. I don't want to disgust you and I’ll let you fill in the details, but this particular detail makes what would be horrifying downright mortifying to me. I'm a grown woman, I shouldn't be such a girl, but I am!

He was a sport about it and fixed the problem, but I still felt like a horse's a*s.

Answer 3

So I went to the beach on Friday with three of my friends, right? Ok. So we had barely set our stuff down twenty minutes ago and were just talking, eating and being each other when this random girl walks up [we're all girls]. She hands us these pamphlets and proceeds to ask us if we like music. In turn we answer yes. Then she says the church she goes to is sponsoring it. That's when we all look each other and our red flags go up. You see, three out of the four of us is Christian and religious but not very. Anyway, she continues to ask us questions about our faith and so on. After some time she asks us what we do in our free time. And before i could answer, because I'm the smart-alec of the group, my friend [the religious one] says we sacrifce Mormons. Everything goes silent then I burst out laughing. her expression was priceless! She believed we did but upon hearing my laughter she realized we were kidding. Then, again, she talks. This carried on for TWO HOURS!

Sorry, it was the highlight of my week. I've been accosted by Christians before but not for 120 minutes!

Those are two hours I will never get back.

Answer 4

Ive got one for you, true story too.

My Uncle Joey went Ice Climbing, and he's one of those hardcore dudes, so its a 15 mile skimobile ride out and back.
Freezing cold out of course. So he and his buddies get to the crag and start climbing.
One thing about my Uncle Joey is he is really weird. Like he's a total hippie and keeps his drinking water in a little red gas tank. Just crazy funny.
So hes about to go to bed and grabs the tank and takes a swig...
its not his tank.
He spat out most of the gasoline, but had still swallowed a good amount.
That night he laid in bed with terrible cramps. But then "Let out the biggest fart he had ever done"
This was actually so bad that it made the other 3 people get out and stand out in the subzero weather.

Yeah
Thats Uncle Joey

Answer 5

After a bad skiing accident the doctor stopped by the unfortunate skiers bedside and stated , I have some bad news and some good news.Upon hearing this the skier said , give it to me straight doctor. The doctor replies well I'm afraid your gonna lose both of your legs. Upon hearing this the skier says doc please give me some good news I could really use some right now. The doc replies well son the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your shoes !

Answer 6

Well, I could tell you the story of what Ryan did to me this weekend but only if you want to hear it.

Answer 7

I'm bored too, hi.