"Flash" "leak" "follicle"
Best sentence wins. Feel free to pluralize or add tense to any or all of the words. Good luck!
2007-08-06 04:31:30 · 9 answers · asked by Cheese 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"THIS JUST IN! There has been a flash follicle leak at the Hair club for Men's main facility!
A profusion of follicles leaked off the donor area of a Sasquatch, who had generously volunteered to come in to help the more hair challenged, during a routine harvesting procedure. Due to a simultaneous updraft of air-conditioning, the flying follicles are now being implanted spontaneously on the faces, hands and any other exposed areas of workers at the facility. Numerous hair outbreaks have been reported! Since the female spokesperson was last seen fleeing the facility with a lab coat wrapped securely over her face, she was unavailable for comment. Stay tuned for further developments as they become available. Film at eleven!"
2007-08-06 07:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As I stared up at the water leaking under my second floor bedroom door, every hair follicle on my body stood to attention: could I really have slept through a flash flood?
2007-08-06 04:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by carlotta70 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
News Flash!!
I'm just about to leave for the hospital for my hair follicle transplant and the kitchen sink is STILL leaking!!!
So get off that &%*$(# Yahoo answers and go and fix it!!
2007-08-06 05:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My rapidly retreating hairline depressed me until I flashed onto this revelation: if my skull was going to leak something, better it be follicles than brains.
P.P.S. You would be wrong. In SO many ways. Ciao!
2007-08-06 04:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by motherseer 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can tell my hair is near it's FLASH point because my FOLLICLES are LEAKING.
2007-08-06 04:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my pituitary follicle gave a sudden leak when the volumptious vixen flashed her mosquito bite milk dispensers
p.s. ok grammar queen, and the social satire must have been lost on you. We see something we like only to be duped in the end. However, you knew that of course.
I stand by my use of grammar as opposed to spelling and definition. Grammar encompasses the use of syntax and juxtaposition which is the equivalent of spelling. Definition is ambiguous as it molds to what the manipulator see's fit. A gun can be very patriotic or can be associated with gangs, drugs and the sort. Grammar are the rules of language which utilize spelling and definition, but not strictly those two
2007-08-06 04:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I wanted to flash the crowd, but instead they got front row tickets to my leaky neitheregion follicles.
2007-08-06 04:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by c_leoo 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The squirrel holding a guitar and eating a cupcake put a curse on the mushroom.
2016-05-19 21:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by margo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh darn....the FLASH on my camera did not go off when you took the pic of my LEAKing FOLLICLE! Stupid Camera!!
2007-08-06 04:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋