When my dog got fixed, I was in fifth grade.. My dad told me the dog was having his tonsuls removed..
I went to school telling everyone that and my friend told me,"Dogs don't have tonsuls.."
Talk about an akward moment.
2007-08-06 04:10:21
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answered by Anonymous
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My mom would tell me that if I had sex before marriage no man would take me seriously or want to marry me. As I got older I realized that that was the way of thinking in her era. We live in America and its 2007! I havent slept with a lot guys because I feel that there is some truth to that though...Im a mommy's girl.
2007-08-06 04:12:39
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answered by Ace 5
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My parents couldn't get me to eat veal. One day they told me that a new type of meat was just invented and had me try it. They claim I liked it until I found out it was really veal. lol.
My grandmother told me that she was born on an island off of Italy but it sank. I believed that for years.
2007-08-06 04:12:40
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answered by star_lite57 6
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um.. lemme see.... that you had to be married in order to have kids. not morally, but it was like, a law of physics or something. lol. I feel sorry for my old step dad, he was picking me up at school, I was like, six, and I asked him how he had his son, because he wasn't married to his mother. and he's like; we just did, so I was like; but how?? I feel so sorry for him then, putting somebody in such an awkward situation, I am actually not sure how I got to thinking that was true.... lol. but, there's some girl who's parents told her that eating bread crusts would make her hair curly. you should've seen how much crust she ate! she believed it until she was like, 10, then she gave up.
2007-08-06 04:13:52
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL@salt cooling your food...
I was always told that Dr Pepper soda was made of all of the other leftover soda flavors!
My mother scarred me for LIFE... and I don't drink Dr. Pepper...lol
2007-08-06 04:09:09
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answered by WhoDidThat??? 7
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Mine told me if I made a face long enough, it would stay that way! Like if I crossed my eyes or something. I try to tell my daughter that one, but she is too smart!
2007-08-06 04:10:39
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answered by j c 5
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I hated brussell sprouts, so my Mum used to tell me that they were fairy cabbages.She also said stuff like "If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, dont come running to me!" I always remembered it and then said it to my own kids, but they knew it was a joke. Its nice to remember stuff like that.
2007-08-06 06:44:36
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answered by Yoda 4
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That the last line of "I'm a Little Teapot" was "Sock it to me, baby, let it all hang out!" and that chocolate milk came from brown cows. Yes, I was my parent's comedy relief!!
2007-08-06 04:09:37
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answered by Scarlett12 5
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I was told that if I ate the seeds from a watermelon they would grow inside my stomach!
2007-08-06 04:10:40
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answered by Hippiechick 3
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I think it was the stork thing...or the closet monster so I needed to keep my closet clean or else he would get mad
2007-08-06 05:10:12
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answered by Anonymous
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