One morning, I'm heading to work by bus. Suddenly my tomach starts feeling uneasy. When I arrive at the station the only thing on my mind is to find the nearest toilet. My bowels are begging to be set free, but I don't know where the toilet is. 10 minutes pass and I find the toilet, but the janitor closed it for cleaning. I take a deep breath and decide to fight it out until I get to the office.10 minutes by foot. I'm in serious pain but I waddle about 100m. I'm ready to burst. I run in the nearest store, Nordstrom. Mind you it's 8:30 in the morning. There are only security guards there. They find me suspicious and tell me to take a hike. (OK, I'm running out of space...I'll make it short.) By the time I reach my office stairs I'm walking like penguin with my buns flexed together, to hold the dam from collapsing. I can't wait for the elevatior so I take the stairs. No one is in the stairwell...There's a fire alarm if front of me, I have a cell phone and a plastic bag. What would u do?
2007-08-05
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