Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part III)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated b y her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four
2007-08-05 21:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
LOL,Loved the last joke funny
2007-08-06 02:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 07:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by bizier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I liked them
Thanks
2007-08-05 22:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-05 22:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-06 00:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by hasafer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-06 01:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by Red 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-05 23:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked them, the third is the best........lol
2007-08-05 22:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-05 23:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by JOSH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-05 22:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋