2007-08-05 17:20:26 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thanks bastards
2007-08-05 17:35:40 · update #1
I'm not.. I give up on that bird! With the money I would spend on acme products imma order me a pizza!
2007-08-05 17:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by CeeJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, I thought there would be more interesting answers to this (aside from bradley's). Anyhoo, heehee it would be like this....... First I would go find Taz the tazmanian devil and tell him that the Road Runner is the most delicious thing on the planet (which he then couldnt help but want) and get the hell out of there before he ate me! Then I would go tell Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn that the Road Runner was boasting about how he was the most superiour bird around (which would piss them off). Then I would tell Samitty Sam and the Bald hunter guy that there was a BIG price on Road Runner's head. Finally I would go tell Mr Bugs Bunny that Road Runner is planning to overthrow him and become the lead Looney Tunes character. Then I would watch the mayhem as they all tried to catch Road Runner. Of course they wouldnt, but it'd just make me feel better knowing I wasnt the only failure. case closed. thats all folks.
2007-08-07 01:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by spark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not! Like another poster has said already, the money spent on Acme products--all of which end up being defective any way--I could just as easily spend on mail-order steaks on that Internet thing....they come frozen, all I need to do is fire up that grill. ^_^
And if I should want to get *even* with that damn bird....well....
It has to mate eventually. Eggs will be laid. All I have to do is ask my cousin Cletus to run after the bird, give chase and run it away from the nest. I snag the eggs, incubate them, hatch them *in cages* and never let them out. Ever. Those humans do this with factory-farmed poultry all the time, the birds are hatched in cages, never let out, never given more than *just* enough room to stand. They never even learn to walk, never mind fly....so yeah, when I'm done stuffing them and making sure they are too fat to *stand up* for more than a second or two at a time....
I *eat his kids*. ^_^ Revenge in this case is best served piping hot with teriyaki sauce, wouldn't you agree?
(The above was a paid advertisement written by Wile E. Coyote, Super-Ge-ni-us. The owner of this Yahoo Account, Bradley P, neither condones nor approves the courses of action recommended in the above, and is pretty sure he's going to check this "Wile E." individual out with the Better Business Bureau first before attempting to cash the check. Thanks for your time. -_- )
2007-08-05 17:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did capture the line Runner in one caricature, produced in 1980 via author Chuck Jones. That action picture, Soup or Sonic, replaced into area of a television specific noted as bugs Bunny's Bustin' Out throughout. In that action picture the Coyote shrinks to tiny length yet manages to seize the line Runner's massive (to him) leg. regrettably the Coyote is style of a tiny insect to the fowl. He holds up an indication to the objective audience: "ok clever men, you many times needed me to capture him. Now what do I do?"
2016-10-14 02:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant its Impossible Wile E. Coyote is too stupid for Road Runner ... Which I think its ridiculous that he cant. There should be one episode where he does catch him!
2007-08-05 17:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by Marcus F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paint a tunnel opening on the side of a rock wall. When Road Runner tries to run through it, he'll smack into the rock face. I'm sure it will work this time.
2007-08-05 17:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by Keith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the money I spend at ACME to eat at KFC. When the Roadrunner drops his guard because I don't chase him, I will invite him over to my place and play cribbage. We will become friends and I will take him to the movies, and I will pay for everything, including the $5.75 for a box of frigging chocolate covered raisins.
Eventually I will have him over for the Sanford and Sons all night marathon. And finally, when he falls asleep, I will whack him and preheat the oven....wait a minute, this could mean the end of my career in cartoons....stay tuned....
2007-08-05 17:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by andyg77 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd act like I wasn't interested. Then I'd dress like a lady road runner. Then hire some one who knows what there doing. There was no actual reason for me to dress up like a lady road runner. I'm done now.
2007-08-05 17:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by Comedian James Uloth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will paint a fake tunnel on the side of the stone mountain. Then when Road Runner comes zipping by, he'll crash into the mountain and he'll be toast.
2007-08-05 17:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With my sweet road runner catching skills.
2007-08-05 17:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by bttrmlkbsct 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food poisioning in the damn seeds Coyote always puts down under the traps. Why didn't he ever do that and get it over with
2007-08-05 17:22:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋