A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT 'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS..................................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO.
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
2007-08-05 16:22:01 · 18 answers · asked by ameribicgirl 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I posted it because sometimes the questions on here are a little intense. Wanted everyone to kinda take a breather and relax! Thanks for posting though and glad it gave ya a smile!
2007-08-05 16:28:34 · update #1
Heard it before and smiled when I got to read it again!! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-08-05 16:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Royalhinney 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. my mom got this as an email once.
plus, happens at my house all the time.
'cept the "my mom crying and a guy coming in to fix everything and her returning him the favor" part.
2007-08-05 16:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by alexie. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh that guy got bit on the butt very funny thanx for the laugh
2007-08-05 16:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Gator Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I hadn't heard that one before but I have to remember to tell my husband that one.
2007-08-05 16:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is harious!!! And no I have never heard it before
I just emailed it to my husband
2007-08-05 16:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Love not hate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic - love that one!
2007-08-05 16:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Contemplative 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like that one ,, I will have to remember it..very good,,sounds like my ex husband...hahahaha!!!
2007-08-05 16:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Lana S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Pea that was so awesome, God bless you!
2007-08-05 16:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by b n real 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-08-05 16:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by poohbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats way cute
2007-08-05 16:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋