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Ok i done a crazy thing i pulled a lindsay lohan. Now i am in jail i need someone to come bail me out. Who is coming to help me?

2007-08-05 16:06:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

just hold on I'll be there soon, I just need to finish rolling up all this loose change. They never take it unless it's rolled. you try to give it to them one time just once in a big ol' water jug and they're all NO We don't do that here sir!..... after they beat you with the batons for a few minutes

2007-08-05 17:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 1 0

I think I won't. Why? No offense, but If You're smart enough to drink when you're about to leave a party 10 mi. away, You should stay off the road and you deserve some time. Even though, They can only lock you up for like a week and remove your licence.

2007-08-06 01:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by Imma Let You Finish 3 · 0 2

I'll be there in a minute.........I sleep in the alley outside your cell everynight. Just tie off your sheets and climb down.

2007-08-05 23:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 2 0

They should just give you a key like Otis in Mayberry....you have comp privleges, why not keys too?

If not, give me a hollar...I'll come get ya.

2007-08-05 23:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i'm on my way hold on! i have the bail money in hand, i'll have you out before you can say bondsman!! i got your car out of impound to, but sorry, someone took all your beer! hehehe, it wasn't me!

2007-08-05 23:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Ronni 6 · 2 0

be there is you promise to do the lohan thing for me

2007-08-05 23:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by JM 6 · 1 0

no problemo, i got your back and i am on my way there to get you out with check book in hand, or hopefully they do take check, or i might have to make one more stop to get cash before being there.

2007-08-05 23:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I knew it was a matter of time...I will be over right after work;)

2007-08-06 00:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mav 6 · 1 0

How much do you need baby? Is it in the middle of the night?......you owe me for this.

2007-08-07 11:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by ccnice1 5 · 0 0

as soon as i dig my way out of lock down with this plastic cheap *** spoon, I'll be headed your way

2007-08-06 02:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by ~Wicked Samantha~ 2 · 0 0

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