Guess what!?!?!?

Answer 1

Uh, what?
I'm sure you just did this to see how many people would say "what?" back. And I fell for it. Silly me.

Answer 2

What?

P.S Chicken Butt=funny

Answer 3

I dont like guessing games.

Answer 4

You can't afford Juicy Couture, And you're like 13 wishing for a closet full of designer clothes.

Answer 5

[e-mail]?

Answer 6

you ate a cow for breakfast and now he is slowly digesting deep inside you stomach and sometimes late at night you can hear him mooing and so you talk to him and tell him your innermost secrets and he tells you his and you found out that some fat man ate his mom and he kicked the lantern over that started the fire and his owner was thin old man who stroked his neck and always said how tasty he would be one day but now the farmer will never eat him because you just did and now he is talking to you and your sister is mad because she wanted to eat him in fact she already had a bowl, spoon, and the milk out when you decided you were going to eat the cow so she threw a shoe at you and you told your mom and your mom said to share the cow but the cow told you it wanted to be eaten by you so you shoved it in your mouth really really fast so your sister wouldn't see you and then your father came home and asked where the cow was because he wanted to eat it and then you were in big trouble so you went to your room and thats when you heard the cow speaking so you told it you were sorry that you ate it and he said it was okay and it was his dream come true to be eaten because he had always loved eating and now he could share the fun of eating with someone else and he told you all about the other friends he's met while inside of you because I guess you eat lots of sheep or something and he said that one of the sheeps name is Charlie and him and Charlie, who is a girl, are getting married in nine days and you told him that he will probably be pooped out by then so he broke up Charlie because Charlie has alway lived inside of you ever since that one day when you ate her and she attatched herself to your stomach lining and you got yelled at because your mom had salted her when you grabbed her up, ate her, and made super run for it and you kept running and running until you got to the super market where there was a small dead fish that said he was looking for his long lost son and you told him that you ate a sheep and he said that he didn't care and that you were a selfish person but then the Shellfish on the ice next to him got mad and so they started beating each other up so you went to the produce isle where you found a cow and decided to name him Bob and then you bought him as a sorry for eating the sheep and you brought him home and gave him to your sister but then you ate him to because you were really hungry even though you had just eaten an entire sheep and so then the whole family was mad at you so you married some rich man, moved to the beach and sat on the porch with your husband and the talking cow and sheep that will forever live happily in your stomach

Answer 7

No, I don't wanna use the brainpower of my small mind to guess!

Answer 8

Yes.

Answer 9

Omg, I just got pregnant answering this question!

Answer 10

I knew it. I just knew that you are getting married. Best wishes.