she's really rank, i'm about to break out the febreeze and squirt her down.
2007-08-05 15:25:07 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
patchouli IS an alternative!
2007-08-05 15:30:27 · update #1
Pretend its foreplay: Blindfold her and squeeze dishwashing liquid on her, making her think it's chocolate syrup. Rub it all over her and when you're done, splash a bucket of cold water on her.
2007-08-05 15:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
To some hippies, patchouli IS a shower.
2007-08-10 22:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by E. Coli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that she smells really rank and threaten to break out the febreeze and squirt her down.
If she still doesn't take a shower, then really do it.
2007-08-05 15:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by Busan-man 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell her that patchouli is NOT a bathing alternative and threaten to hide all of her bootlegs until she learns to practice personal hygiene!
2007-08-05 15:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Tell her that you think it would be sexy to take a shower together that way both of you will get a shower
2007-08-10 20:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up like Scuba Steve
if that doesn't work tell her that Steele guy is coming over
2007-08-05 15:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
throw raw meat at her them make people point an laugh
not saying this will get her in the shower but it just sounds like good fun
2007-08-05 15:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Demonic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dangle a pork chop in front of her, lead her to the shower, hose her down.
2007-08-05 15:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
a way u cud ur girlfriend 2 take a shower if u goin in with her...cuz no girl says no 2 that!>..or just b truthfull n tell her..or jux go 2 pool with her =D
2007-08-05 15:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Play some Abba and lure her into the bathroom with a bottle of Jager.
2007-08-05 16:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋