with one of three of these conservatives. You might be rescued but it would be at least a year. Would it be...
Rush Limbaugh
Ann Coulter
Carl Rove
Glen Beck
or Sean Hannity
2007-08-05 14:31:02 · 23 answers · asked by Wild Ape 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Rove...
He's evil but at least he's consistent and effective.
I also consider him among the most intelligent of that set.
And honestly, I'd love to spend a year debating constitutional theory with him to understand his perspective.
2007-08-05 14:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by coragryph 7 · 7⤊ 4⤋
Well, I'm not into tranny sex, so not Ann.
Probably Hannity, he's not bad to look at.
(as you can tell, when the mental attraction isn't there, you have to make up for it somehow, hey, if I have to be on an island for a long time, I'm going to need some type of satisfaction)
Being on an island with Rove, Beck or Rush would be like a waking nightmare.
2007-08-05 21:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have to be Ann Coulter because ie Female, thou I would not mind helping Rush Limbaugh get lost under the water.
2007-08-05 21:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tempted to say Beck, only because I'm not familiar with him, and familiarity (in the case of the others) breeds contempt.
However, I'd have to choose Coulter - at least she's friendly with Bill Maher, whom I like, and while I hate to say it, I have a feeling she and I would know a few people in common (I'm pretty sure it's just 2 or 3 degrees of separation).
2007-08-05 21:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not a liberal, but Glen Beck is more conservative than the other ones (but not completely). Rove, Limbaugh, Hannity, and Coulter are neocons and neocons are devoted to a new world order.
"wisdomforfools" - you might get a buzz when you eat rush also! not too shabby!
2007-08-05 21:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Given her anorexic features, Ann Coulter would be the least likely to threaten our food supply. Plus, if I got really...tense...I might have a shot at boning her.
2007-08-05 21:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ugh. If I have to choose, I'll go with Coulter, only because she's easier on the eyes.
I'd have to do the bulk of the hunting, gathering and shelter building.
If she got to be too much of a pain, I'd just hang some raw meat on her and let nature take its course...
2007-08-05 21:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by John Doe 1st 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rush Limbaugh he is the most amusing out of the bunch.
2007-08-05 21:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie is awesome!! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rush, it would be amusing to watch him try and survive without anyone to buy his hate filled speech. (same goes for ann and sean, but rush would probably turn all read and be more amusing)
2007-08-05 21:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Chuckles 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rush. All I'd have to do is give him some pills. That'd keep him occupied for a while.
2007-08-05 21:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremiah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, most of them are fat retards, so I have to at least go with Coulter the Poltroon. At least she won't eat much. Then I suppose Glen Beck, since he's the least offensive as the rest. And finally Rush, because he's really just a comedian. Anyone that takes him seriously is a buffoon.
2007-08-05 21:34:13 · answer #11 · answered by joshcrime 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋