2007-08-05 12:55:56 · 13 answers · asked by lod506 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-08-05 12:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown at the website below.
Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
2007-08-06 10:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as chuck wanted him to chuck if the wood chuck could chuck wood, but chuck would not let the wood chuck chuck so the woodchuch would not chuck wood with chuck around. So no wood got chucked.
2007-08-05 20:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would depend completely on the type of wood and also the distance being chucked
2007-08-05 19:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by wesley_1971 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-08-05 20:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Caroline 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wood chuck would chop off all the wood in the place
2007-08-05 19:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by vogue doll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck Norris
cheese biscuit
2007-08-05 19:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11.
2007-08-05 19:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by John J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 4by4 squares every 5hrs. and 6 minuets
2007-08-05 19:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by music man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat the helll... wat a funny thing to ask.. .. . lmao . . . he'd chuck as much as he can b4 he throws up, but since a wood chuck, cant chuck wood, we dont wave to worry about the wood.. lolz HA HA
2007-08-05 20:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋