for an english assingment, we have to do a 4 minute oral with two people, which are superheroes and must be very funny, the, can you give me some jokes or ideas with our superheroes being spud man and banana man
thanks
2007-08-05 11:12:11 · 2 answers · asked by George C 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
well, I don't know if these are exactly funny... but I tried...
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Banana: "How do you define beauty?"
Spud man: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
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What happened when spud man crossed banana man? (i.e. got banana man mad...)
Banana split town.
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What happened when banana man went to court?
He appealed.
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Spud man and banana man adopted a girl flower. What did they name her?
Yellow-eyed Susan.
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What did spud man say to banana man to make it clear that he was not interested in a gay relationship?
Spud man: You don't appeal to me.
What did banana man say back?
Banana man: Eye know and eye don't care.
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What did Spud man say to Banana man to show his disbelief?
You ain't a peel to me!
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What did Spud man say to Banana man to show that he didn't give a hoot?
I don't give a peel!
2007-08-05 11:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by blueskies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spuds have eyes and the banana has the peel. Try an "EYE see" answer or "that a-peels to me"
2007-08-05 11:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by donna h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋