lets say when you died you wanted to have a statement so funny on your gravestone that people would laugh as they passed by, any ideas as to what that could be?
i would have "you're in my personal space"
yes i know its macabre, but hey seems like a fun idea to me
2007-08-05 11:10:18 · 18 answers · asked by Chapkins 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
(I think it would be funny, to have a pre-recorded message inside a device connected to a pressure switch, so that when someone steps on it; they hear..... ) -
(this one is in Adam Sandler's voice - of course)
OW! THAT HURT!! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!!
Do you mind I just had my hair done, so please get off my head!
For the last time, I do not know where your ************* money is
Does this dress make me look fat?
This is a public service reminder to all, do not forget to turn off the electricity before putting in a ceiling fan. Thank you and good night.
2007-08-05 12:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by b k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it somewhat is a spiritual "delivery," meaning transforming into a clean guy or woman. it somewhat is our cultural language interest for signifying that this guy or woman has replaced, and the ritual that is going with it (water baptism) symbolizes a 2d delivery. it somewhat is a public confirmation that this guy or woman has been made sort new. And snice we stay sinners even after this occurs, we are being born lower back all of the time, as we admit our blunders and attempt to superb them and do extra constructive. we are consistently transforming into new. the excellent ingredient approximately this metaphor is that no count how far you have long gone down the different direction, no count how evil you have been, there is often desire in being made new.
2016-10-19 09:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Lester Moore
Died from 4 shots from a .44
No Les
No Moore
Actual gravestone. Here's a link to more.
http://www.kraftmstr.com/graveyard/
2007-08-05 11:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Cr*p, I'm claustrophobic."
"Here lies Elvis Presley." (place shovel near grave and set up hidden camera,)
The Great Louidini!" The Incredible Coffin Trap Escape! (This will indicate that a magician will pop up at any moment.)
"Don't Play With Scissors"
Please Leave Items to Honor Grave, Preferably a Sandwich."
2007-08-05 11:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by DeltaKilo3 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about these:
Please fwd all outstanding bills to my new addy...
Forgive me for not getting up
Place flowers here (not geraniums, I'm allergic. Remember?)
I promise not to interrupt you this time.
Happy life, timely death (I was very tired).
For a detective: "I've gone way undercover"
For an astronaut: "Earth to Jim, come in Jim"
For a tireless gossip (Joan Rivers?): "I've finally got all the dirt I need"
Always been a loner
Hi and 'bye
2007-08-05 11:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Gilos 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WC Fields always said "I'd rather be dead than be in Philadelphia." The rumor was that his tombstone says"I'd rather be in Phiadelphia." (It's not true) Since I moved here from Philly, I understand. I'm not planning on having a tombstone, but I'll think about it. Interesting question.
2007-08-05 11:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For all those who didnt
Understand me.
Can you really
Know someone
You just formed
Opinions of and
Used?
2007-08-05 11:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine would be:
If my check to the undertaker gets cleared by the bank I have done my calculations wrong.
2007-08-05 11:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Terry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get me a #3 meal
2007-08-05 11:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heehee, my personal favorite is:
"Here Lies Sister Anne, who was finally laid in her grave".
2007-08-05 11:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by Betty 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋