WTF is going on with my television?

Question

it is the strangest thing -- an it is NOT the cable because we have a TV in another room not doing this. One, a few of the channels on this particular TV have lost their audio -- but it comes back. THEN to top it off, a couple of the channels go to Spanish (US shows) and you can't adjust it to English as it won't give you the option (I know how to do it and auto program, etc.) -- the strangest stuff.....

Answer 1

Your TV is possessed by the devil. You need to call in an exorcist.

Oh, that's not the problem? Then you need to get your TV to a repair shop.