Hon, we all gotta go to work, many of us don't want to/can't stand our jobs. Just try to stay positive tonight and think about your boyfriend and nice things you have done together in the past, and nice things you can do together in the future.
When I need a good ol' cheering up, I go to the jokes & riddles section of yahoo answers and read some jokes. They'll cheer you up in no time! Here's one to start you off! Enjoy x
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk.
2007-08-05 09:31:55
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answer #1
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answered by Joyful97 5
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
2007-08-05 17:15:55
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answer #2
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answered by Black 7
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Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbGSDkvh8B0
2007-08-05 16:27:09
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answer #3
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answered by Fifteen steps, then a sheer drop 6
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ya no i thought you wanted to be cheered up,and i'm goin try...i worked at a loadin dock,sometimes the driver would come in to talk,i was loading 2 trailors at once,both drivers came in at sametime,i was just listen an 1said"you from around here?""naw,i'm from texas""YOU GOT A BIG RANCH OUT THERE"? " well,ican start at day light,get in my ole truck,and drive til the sun goes down, still can't get all the way across it"....."yea i had a truck just like that" CHEER UP IT CAN GET WORST,<>>>>>>IS<>>>>>>>>>>>
2007-08-05 16:44:22
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answer #4
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answered by THE"IS" 6
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Heres a joke.
Heard about the farmer that grew vibrators?
Hes having trouble with squatters now
2007-08-05 16:27:31
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answer #5
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answered by bogstandard 2
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you gotta find a song that you really love. i have a few (and am constantly on the look out for happy songs) to save just for the occation when i am feeling down.
2007-08-05 16:28:23
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answer #6
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answered by unclematt11 2
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look for a better job and when you find it give your 2 weeks notice and leave your terrible job behind you!
2007-08-05 16:28:52
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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just smile and think happy thoughts
help me celebrate the birth of my new nephew who was born this afternoon
good luck
2007-08-05 16:28:31
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answer #8
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answered by honey 3
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aww- I hope you feel better- how about you play PacMan. That always makes me feel better!
I'll star this question for u!
oh- and this is like my fave video!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxiHC9AJQw
2007-08-05 16:27:16
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answer #9
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answered by Dokken Girl 5
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aw come over fluff monster i will give you a hug
2007-08-05 16:27:07
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answered by 2bit 7
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