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I will trap him at night, while he is sleeping !!!!


No running involved !!!.

2007-08-09 09:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I'm Wile E. Coyote and I am spending so much darn money on dynamite, I'd just quit doing that and spend my freaking money ON FOOD! so I don't have to chase the stupid Road Runner EVER again.

2007-08-13 13:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Diana 5 · 0 0

The way most males are caught. Get him a Road Runner girlfriend.

2007-08-13 12:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 0 0

Stage my own funeral. Road runner will believe I'm dead and start walking instead of running. Change my identity into Lady Road Runner. Audiences turn to choose Road runner's adventure.............

2007-08-12 12:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

well since everything else i have tried to do pretty much left me bleeding, i am gonna say that im gonna let my blood flow into a huge puddle so that when the road runner runs by, he'll slip in it and go head first into the giant shishcabob steak ill have at the end of my puddle of mud.

2007-08-06 15:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron D 2 · 0 0

By placing a life mirror in the road to catch his attention, and his favorite food attached to a string that releases a big cage and falls as soon as he begins eating. Beep! Beep!

2007-08-12 21:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

easy kidnap Mrs road runner

2007-08-13 12:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to bed with his girlfriend and go to the Jerry Springer show or the Maury Povich show for a paternity test.

2007-08-11 03:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0 0

Im not gonna try. The coyote never wins anyway.

2007-08-13 13:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

With a .45.

2007-08-05 15:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Tell PETA what he's been doing to poor Wile, and stand back and watch the fur fly. :))

2007-08-12 23:03:14 · answer #11 · answered by jorst 4 · 0 0

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