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My friend Joel once said,

"Joel. Next big fag? Oh my God! I meant fad!"

2007-08-05 06:45:44 · 9 answers · asked by sofia 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Oh, I didn't know that word would get censored...He said f.a.g.

2007-08-05 06:46:19 · update #1

reggieg - i love that you wrote your cousin was dating a "gut"! lol

2007-08-05 07:27:53 · update #2

9 answers

just now "don't start with me i won't win"

2007-08-05 06:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by 2bit 7 · 1 0

My cousin was dating a gut who did not speak or understand english wery well and when I called, he answered the phone. I said, "This is Regina, may I speak to Lisa" and he ran around the house saying "Lisa, Vagina is on the phone." over and over again. It was too funny.

2007-08-05 13:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by reggieg 4 · 2 0

One time I was answering a question in science, I meant to say birch but I said b*tch. And last night I said something but I forgot it now

2007-08-05 13:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by RAWRR annamonster! 5 · 1 0

Strategery.....By the Imbecile known as George W Bush!

2007-08-05 13:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My friend and I were buying stuff to make spaghetti. I wanted to get some bay leaves. She said, " Good leaf I've got bay grieves a home!" I said, " What's a bay grief?"

2007-08-05 13:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1 0

I was taking bible lessons, when I was a teen. I was reading aloud ... and instead of saying "gentiles" I said "genitals". Omg ... if there was a loose tile on the floor, I would've crawled under it!! :(

2007-08-05 14:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 2 0

well, it was actually mistyped... so i was talking to my friend, and we were talking about how they should play music where we work... and then she said... "yeah, but it would have to be music a family could listen to, which means no swear words or c o c k." she meant to say rock. but it was still really funny. we still tease her about it.

2007-08-05 13:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Sing It For Japan♥ 6 · 1 0

My bf was helping out his mom and step dad with their lawn business for a week or so. He came home one night and said "I did a $25 head job today".....silence....."hedge job, I meant hedge job." We couldn't stop laughing.

2007-08-05 13:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by Let Me Kiss You 2 · 1 0

My 2 yr old nephew calls trucks, f***'s. Poor little guy, he tries but just cant say truck.

2007-08-05 13:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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