What a predicament I got myself into, can you help?

Question

Thank you all for helping me escape from the homophobic dragon that trapped me in the tower. The darndest thing happened though:

I went spelunking in the underwater caverns of Fire Island where I got trapped by a anti-gay shark named Funzo. (like that toy from the Simpons, thats where the sharks mom got the idea.)

How will you defeat this monster and what will you bring to help us survive the rest of our lives in this underwater cavern? We cannot return to the surface. Food is plentiful, as well as fresh water.

I love lazy Sunday afternoon questions while at work getting time and a half.

Answer 1

oh Myavatara........ if I told you what I was thinking right now... How I would love to be spelunking with you. But that's not the question is it.....

I suppose I would have to kill the beast with my dazzling smile and my sparkling teeth. Like looking into the face of god, he would just freeze up and crack in two. (Do you see the visuals?)
To keep us alive, I would have carried enough air in my lungs to pass back and forth with you through the most erotic and passionate kisses ever recorded. with your food and water supply and our love to keep us warm we will live happily forever and ever and ever and ever.......
OK, are you vomiting yet? The things you make me do!

Answer 2

Chastity is amazingly important interior the muslim faith, and your relationship with God is the main obligatory one on your existence. Why might you proceed a relationship with a guy who has no admire for his very own faith, and no admire for you in accordance to the guidelines of his very own faith? faith is amazingly important in marriage through fact it types the muse of how you view the international, its activities, and all relationships. in case you do not share that worldview, the beginning up of your relationship will continuously be on distinctive planes, and it will make marriage confusing. What you're experiencing is lust. Counter question #2 - Why are you napping with a individual whom you are able to not ask approximately very very own issues. people who're emotionally close can ask one yet another questions. you have began this relationship off on an somewhat undesirable foot. you have in simple terms all started attending to nicely known one yet another and you already do not have confidence him adequate to experience comfortable asking a query you're able to have well-known the answer to earlier you risked making him the father of you little ones. Yeah, yeah, you have been careful. despite. i'm individually the parent of two little ones that i replaced into attempting to be careful to not have. i'm delighted approximately that, even though it is going to tutor that each and every of the careful making plans interior the international can not conquer biology. reliable relationships are outfitted in steps. you have skipped some steps, and broken the long term possibilities of this relationship.

Answer 3

Baby I will save. You remind of the singing prince from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh9gRNnA7hY

Answer 4

Anyone who tries to hide his/her life away in a dark place is very lonely. When you are a braver person, you might decide to come out and join the fun in the sunlight.

Answer 5

Instead of screaming and trying to escape, try to have sex with it. It will flee because it will be afraid of you. (After biting off the penises of any men in the group)

Answer 6

Hi, i would just bring me, we would be fine, the gay dolphins would bring us enough air to live on .

Answer 7

i would bring myself, and my mighty staff....and one look by him would scare him away, knwing he ****** up royally, then we could explore of the watery possibilities...cave sex...woohoooo

Answer 8

im cumin with mac hold on