I'm from the North, but I'd root for the South as long as slavery wasn't the issue or anything unethical. You know, it doesn't matter what the issue is, just who would win? You have 50 states to play with here. Alaska and Haiwaii may not even show. The best time to hit the North is in the winter, but maybe not, Southeners are not used to it. We have modern techs now like GPS and Hummers(before they were de-masculized)! Best answer should be interesting and maybe humorous. Anything insulting to either side will not be considered. Winner gets five points or else no one wins. Watch the South Park episode 314 "Jagerminz S'more flavored Schnapps for a resource if you are confused. However, characters in this question should be real life people.
2007-08-05 03:58:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Depends on who raided who and what time of year. I dare y'all Yankees to try to survive a Southern summer. Of course, most of us in the South are smart enough to avoid the North in winter. :)
2007-08-05 04:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by LolaC☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Civil War cost this country 600,000 dead.
Where is the humor in that?
You postulate that the North and South would fight against each other. I hope "Never Again" is the answer to your question.
The only civil uprising I could see is one that the populace is set against the Government in a struggle to regain our Rights that are rapidly erroding in the face of supposed securities agains world terrorism. Soon "We the People" will have little meaning or value if some of our leaders have their way.
There are no circumstances existing today that would allow states to suceed from the union and band together to oppose the rest of the nation. If they tried, unimaginable power would be brought to bear against them before they could raise a rebel flag.
I wouldn't waste much time, if I were you, on this game. You would be better off trying to guess the lottery numbers.
g-day!
2007-08-05 05:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by Kekionga 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The president of the South would certainly be G. W. Bush. The North? Howard Dean, maybe. I would be all for it if it could be done without bloodshed. An easy way to raise the average IQ in the North.
2007-08-05 15:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel E 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The guy in the BMW 500 class (North) would still beat the guy in the VW Bug. (South).
I have never, and will never, watch South Park. Talk about insulting people...
2007-08-05 10:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sprouts Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since he made his fortune in parking lots, Ted Turner would probably be the Confederate President, and Larry The Cable Guy his VP.
2007-08-05 04:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Fred C. Dobbs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mickey Mouse and capital would be Orlando
2007-08-05 04:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋