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for me to be tottally spoiled!!

2007-08-05 01:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by ice cream! 1 · 1 1

I would make everybody understand it's a joke.

"There's this thing called life that I have made," smiled God and said to his angels on the 7th Day. "Of all the other planets it happens only on Earth, at least for now." Everyone seemed to get excited at this new, very rare thing called life. God told them how he had began, how he first created light, then the Earth, etc. He told them about the man and woman he had created, and what they looked like. "It was very complex. I had to give them legs, so they can walk..." "Walk? What's that mean?" asked one of the angels, looking bewildered. "Well, you see, the Earth that I made is solid, so I had to give the man and the woman something to move around with, otherwise they would just stay in one place. Anyway, I also had to give them hands, so they can pick up things and use them." This new idea seemed even more confusing to the angels. It took them a long time to understand, and then God had to explain about the other, even more complex tools and organs of the human body. He had to explain why the man and the woman needed a brain, why they needed eyes, ears, a nose, and a mouth. "With those mouths, not only do they speak, they also eat..." Again, God had to stop and explain what eating meant, after another angel interrupted him. After he was done and was about to continue with other organs that process food inside of the body, somebody asked, "Why do they have to eat?" God explained. "So what would happen if they forget to eat?" asked the angel. "Well, they wouldn't forget, because hunger will always remind them, but if they stop eating, then eventually they would die," said God, and without even waiting for a question, he said, "Dying is when all of these organs that I told you about stop functioning and the man and the woman have no life anymore. Then they leave Earth, because they can't do anything on it without being alive." "So you have keep remembering to eat to stay alive?" "Well, there are of course, many other ways to die - if your heart stops beating for some reason, or your brain stops functioning, but of course in the end, all of these organs get tired and they stop working, so everybody that has life has to die in the end." There was murmuring from the crowd. This time the angels didn't even wait on each other, and God was bombarded with questions. "So what's the point of having life if you have to die?" "Why didn't you make life eternal? Then it'd be worth it." "Yeah, this is gotta be some kind of a joke." "Well, it is," God raised his voice so he could be heard. Everybody grew silent again. "This is the biggest joke I've ever made. It's all just for fun!" Finally everybody seemed to understand. God hadn't even gotten to the reproductive organs yet, and he was nearly knocked over as everyone ran past him towards Earth.

2007-08-05 04:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by Maus 7 · 0 1

Me? Well, as much as I want an Ipod and a purple laptop, I would change the racism in life. As an African American, people just assume that we are bad people by the color of our skin. However, this is not true and it doesn't make any sense either! So, if i could just get people like the KKK and other racist people to stop thinking that African Americans, and even other races and cultures and gays, are terrible, that would be amazing and especially worthwhile.

2007-08-05 01:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A lot of people ask this question but I alwayz say that whatever we do or whatever happens to us is MEANT to be like that...did u see the movie the BUTTERFLY EFFECT???the guy goes back to his past and changes only one thing but later he feels sorry for doing that....he too changes the one thing he thought he should and ends up totally devastated!!

Even if we change things and want them our way there'z no gaurentee that they'll work out.....

Accepting things how they are and trying to make them bettr is the best thing we can do....

2007-08-05 01:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Marina K 1 · 1 0

The present is defined by the past and the future. The past and future don't really exist in a physical sense. Making the future and the past only what you believe it to be. So don't worry about what you would change, please. Don't even worry to much about what will be. Worry about now so then and next wont be a problem. So my greatest regret was to ever regret in the first place.

2007-08-05 03:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by weism 3 · 0 0

religion, I would rid the world of religion, that way there would be room for all the world population to unite as human beings with a common goal, survival within the Universe, people would then see the bigger picture and would become a united planet and not one split by religious diversity

2007-08-05 02:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That the new heaven and new earth mentioned in the book of Revelations in the Bible where already here and now. I am so discouraged with how many people suffer at the hands of their fellow man-the greed-the war-the crime-the diseases.

2007-08-05 01:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by PrivacyNowPlease! 7 · 0 1

If I could change I would change nothing as life is a gift

2007-08-05 01:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by MikeC 2 · 0 1

nothing for life is a sacred thing that needs to be treasured whether you experienced bad things at least you learned a lesson from that...you will become a better person

2007-08-05 02:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by boomeerash 2 · 0 1

I cannot change my past. !:) Past is Past!:0
I don't know what my future is, so, i need to change my behavior and my attitude in present.
There's no use of worrying about the past and fearing about the future!. I would change the way i live, in my PRESENT!:)

2007-08-05 02:31:10 · answer #10 · answered by Stars:) 4 · 3 1

I would make everyone be more considerate, then everything would be perfect. A perfect world.

2007-08-05 01:58:35 · answer #11 · answered by Joeley7 2 · 1 0

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