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That would be so cool if my pets could talk because then that way I could meet there needs that they really want and I would know if they were happy. I would much rather talk to my animals then my friends. My pet and I would talk about everything like talking with a person. That would be so cool. If you have ever seen the show wild thornberrys she could talk to animals and I always wished I could.

2007-08-04 23:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 6 · 0 0

Momma pet me. Why do you leave me out in this hot heat and feed me the same old food. Why don't you play with me all the time? Why can't I go to town with you and come inside with you?'

2007-08-04 23:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm a cat and I don't know any different. I love sleeping on your feet even though I have claws that as sharp as a razor. You put up with that because you enjoy having me in the bed with you. Once in a while, you clip my claws so I can't use you as a pin cushion and I don't like that, but when you do, I don't bother you when you sleep. I climb on your chest because I like the warmth of your heart and the calmness of your hands when you wrap them around me. I am a cat and know nothing about how you think, because I think only as a cat. But I know you love me because you caress me, feed me great food and let me sleep with you. I am a cat who loves you and I know you love me too.

2007-08-04 23:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer 5 · 0 1

Feed me, feed me, FEED ME!! I only have guppies and every time I walk by the fish tank they come to the top and swim around in front of me until I drop some fish flakes in.

2007-08-04 23:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by checkthisout! 5 · 0 0

Siberian Husky:

"Dude where's my play toy?"
"This sucks I want to go chase something".
"If you don't pay attention I'm gonna howl and sing the whole afternoon".
*Sings husky song*.
"Hey do you know what's on TV tonight?"
"Turn the TV on I wanna watch Baywatch!"
"Is that a police siren or is it a husky, I'm right it's probably a husky".
*Starts howling in tune with police siren*.

Border Collie:

"Ah man that husky noise freaks me out every time - I need to herd the cats".
"Russell where's the cats? I need to herd them".
"Right I've got two of them. Where's the third one?"
"KEEP UP! KEEP UP! Don't lag behind! You're just gonna go in to the garden".
"Ah jeezus. SHUT UP MAX! (siberian husky) I 'm trying to work alright".
*Border collie gets obsessed with herding cats*

Golden Retriever:

"Are not this again! Why can't I sleep?"
"Man this is one crazy house".
"Where's my toy?"
*husky runs away with toy*.
"Sh1t happens".

2007-08-05 00:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey stop picking me up im trying to rest here Mike

2007-08-04 23:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Ace 1 · 0 0

Get off the computer and take me for a walk

2007-08-04 23:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Will you stay in one place for awhile mom, I'm tired of following you around all day!!!

2007-08-05 00:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by ® 7 · 0 0

Is YA the only thing do do on this Earth?
Get out and have fun with me.

2007-08-04 23:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My pet would probably complain about how stinky he smells!!! I don't have time to groom the poor dog...so..yeah.

2007-08-04 23:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by cute_nixie2004 1 · 0 0

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