They ruin P & S!
2007-08-04 21:10:48 · 11 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If we're not careful, they'll get rid of us as well.
:-(
2007-08-04 21:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter! 2 CHAVS jump off Beachy Head, Who wins ? Society! The Government have approached the Chav's to ask them if they would like (on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed. The Chav's have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro. Q: What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men. A: Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A: A Nova seats 4 Q: What do you call a 30 year old chavette? A: Granny. Q:. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, they'll screw anything. Q: What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A: A start. Q: How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? A: None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." Q: Why did the chav take a shower? A: He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash Q: Why did the Chav cross the road? A: To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q: What do you call a Chav at college? A: The cleaner. Q: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q: What do you call a large group of chavs decending on a pub? A: A Chavalanche Q: What do chavs use as protection during sex? A: A bus shelter! A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." Chav walks into the job centre and says "I'd really like a job" so the bloke behind the counter says "Oh I've got one here that's just right for you... ten hours a week, 400 hundred thousand a year, no qualifications required" So the chav's little face lights up and he says "You're joking right", somewhat awed at the prospect of it all.. So the job centre bloke says "Well you started it" Q. If you see a Chav on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: What do you call a Chavr in a suit? A: The accused. Q: What do u call a knife in chaville? A: Exhibit A Q: What do you call a Chav in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar. Q: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut. Q: What do you say to a chav on a bike? A: Stop Thief! Q: What do you say to a chav in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please. Q: What's the first question at a Chav pub quiz night ? A: What are you looking at? Q: What do you call a chav in a White tracksuit ? A: The Bride Q: Why are chavs like laxatives? A - Because they irritate the **** out of you. Q. How do you save a chav from drowning? A. Take your foot of his head. Q: What do you call a Chav in a box? A: Innit. Q: What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? A: Sorted. Q: What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? A: Safe. Q: What do you call an Eskimo Chav? A: Innuinnit. Q: Why are Chavs like slinkies? A: They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. Q: What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? A: "What you lookin' at?" Q: How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? A: Paint three stripes on it. Q: 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? A: The police. Q: Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? A: Up the gary! 2 Chavs are riding along the motorway from Chavchester to Chavpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the chavs ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the chavs he has to leave. " R hey mate" they say "init givus a lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The chavs put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Chav Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. " I've got a wagon with 20,000 Chav eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the b*****ds have managed to nick a motorbike already". Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society. Q:How do you confuse a chav? A: Put it in a round room and tell it to piss in the corner. Q:What do you call a Chavette who can outrun her brothers? A: A virgin
2016-05-18 21:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by kathleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am new here, however, I really feel there are a few people here who are a disgrace. I will certainly lend my hand towards getting rid of these cads!!!
"I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new! In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures! Happy Friendship Day!!!"
2007-08-04 21:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They will just create new accounts and log back in. Look at Skinhead Charlie.. he has a new account everyday. Just ignore them, and they'll go away.
2007-08-04 21:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why, they make it interesting especially perverts like Dr Doris....lol
2007-08-04 21:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're like gremlins and yahoo keeps getting them wet....they keep on multiplying
2007-08-04 21:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by High? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 shizzy.
2007-08-04 21:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by coco puffy. 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I agree.
2007-08-04 21:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by Max A 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i hope we can and if soo were do i sign!
2007-08-04 21:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice thought. where do i sign?
2007-08-04 21:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋