This exclusive offer is reserved for Republican friends of Jesus Christ and His anointed, duly appointed ruler of the civilized world, President George W. Bush:
Did you know that in order to demonstrate His indefatigable readiness and leadership, our infallible Christian President limits Himself to a mere dozen vacations each year, some of them lasting fewer than five weeks?! It’s true! And with a such a grueling calendar, it’s truly a miracle that our Godly President can maintain His legendary between-naps stamina!
Of course, Presidential outings are luxurious, highly exclusive affairs with very short guest lists. Sometimes, even the President’s closest Saudi Arabian friends cannot join him – let alone common sub-royal rabble such ourselves.
2007-08-04 20:04:38 · 8 answers · asked by oldhag 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
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Daily continental Tex-Mex breakfast barbecue buffet and Bible study
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2 days of motocross racing with the coolest Christian man ever! (GW)
1 day bicycle tour of Crawford with formal Presidential SWAT escort
Daily afternoon Mex-Tex lunch barbecue buffet, Bible study and hymn sing
Accompany the President on a 15-minute flyover assessment of the latest super-cool, radical disaster area. Drinks and hors d'oeu
2007-08-04 20:06:32 · update #1
Evening backgammon and charades
Daily late-night open bar with Toby Keith square dancing and bible study
Autographed American Flag
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2 weeks of 1st class accommodations at the Kennebunkport Estate
Morning “PDB” intelligence briefings, accompanied by “Pat’s Age-Defying Protein Pancakes”
1 week of deep sea fishing with President Bush and President Bush Sr.
Daily afternoon Bible study with the President and Rev. Pat Robertson
Accompany the President on a 15-minute flyover assessment of the Latest super-cool, radical disaster area. Drinks and dinner served in flight!
Daily afternoon Lobster feast and Bible study with Reverend Franklin Graham
Evening Gin and/or Rummy with Barbara Bush
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2007-08-04 20:07:46 · update #2
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2007-08-04 20:08:31 · update #3
LMAO!!!!!!!!ROTF!!!!!!!!!! A million gazillion points to you!!! How very,very clever. i bet you'd be fun to party with.
2007-08-04 20:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
nicely, i've got confidence he became a great president who have been given alot of undesirable press. He additionally had extra problematic situations to handle then maximum presidents. He gave the girls individuals of Afghanistan freedom and placed the terrorists and terrible Taliban in verify. we could end as a rustic blaming the President for the mishaps of the government we put in place... The movie Fahrenheit 9-11 is an entire bashing of our u . s . a . and the majority seem at that as one hundred% certainty. Like i've got reported before, alot of people did no longer like Reagan enormously right here in Pittsburgh yet now he's regarded at as a brilliant President. same with Clinton. i'm sorry yet i've got confidence that the worldwide would nevertheless be interior a similar difficulty if somebody else have been President. We had defective intell on Iraq. And any president who became exceeded this intell would have completed a similar element. we've our government in charge for that no longer our President. Dont forget approximately Clinton bombed Iraq merely approximately on a weekly foundation collectively as he became in place of work...
2016-12-15 06:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by adamek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,
I think it would be fun.
He would be a smart *** and probably fart alot.
He might do stupid things but he seems like an average joe who means well.
Yes, I think he would be fun just to see how he reacts to people. It would be funny!
2007-08-04 20:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by RC Collns 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What would happen if Jesus Christ actually met Bush.....god bless him. After Iraq...Bush has alot of making up to do to make it to heaven.
2007-08-04 20:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sweet Deal! When I am on vacation with our glorious President Bush, can I punch him in his lying pie hole?
2007-08-04 20:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by frankyzee 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Wow...you sound really bitter. Maybe it's time for some introspection?
2007-08-04 20:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by Glory 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You poor thing.
2007-08-04 20:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by higherlovetx 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can I win?
2007-08-04 20:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋