If you were a witch and could cast 3 spells what would they be?

Question

If you were a witch and could cast 3 spells on anybody or anything without leaving a trace what would they be and why????????????

Answer 1

I would delete the entrance to yahoo thus preventing trolls, stalkers, haters , nasy ones entrance to our fine site. Only the true Yahooers could enter.

then

I would caste a spell on the yahoo workers (evening shift) that they couldn't sleep on their shift....thus reporting and removing filth on here would get done in a more reasonable fashion.

lastly

I would remove the sex organs from all pedophiles -- female and male. Place them all in their own community.

Answer 2

I would do good for others. I would not read their future but give them a lot of advice about how they can handle their future!

Answer 3

make all the stupid drivers disappear
make my husband take the damnn trash out
make my dog housetrained!

Answer 4

on myself (image), on my bank account, and for my husband to have a good wife!