the other week i was masturbating with what i THOUGTH was my mcspankies johnson lube...
little did i know that i was using a product that children use in kindergarden.. elmers glue.. i cloged my entire penis shaft with this stuff and i hadnt lost the erection, so now my penis is stuck in an erect state. i dont know what to do. i called out of work for an entire week b.c i cant go to work with an erect dick... is there anythng i can do to melt this glue? when i try to pee the pressure builds up and after about 5 min. of pain i shoot a little bit of urine all over my toilet seet. I tried to break the glass on my microwave and put my dick inside and put it on for 30 seconds but it doesnt get hot enough to melt the hard glue. PLEASE RESPOND
2007-08-04 15:00:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Thy house doth fall in disrespect.
Thy words do spew of offal.
Thy body fills with thy Rot.
Thou art a Troll.
Thou art a bigot.
Thou art an apostate of thine own religion.
Thy God doth abhor thee.
2007-08-04 15:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by Terry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
apparently you dont bathe much (not that any of this is real but if it were) because after soaking in the water after a while elmers glue softens up. I've actually covered my hand with it. It will peel right off. You should have thought this one out better.
2007-08-04 21:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by Morganna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG this happend to me once, but it was me and my boyfriend and instead of grabing the anal lube i grabed nail glue. we had to jump in the bath tub and sit in the hot water for an hour and even after that i ripped off some of his skin and he had anal bleeding for a couple of days. I sympathize with you man.
2007-08-06 20:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember how you use to put glue on your hands then peeled it off
2007-08-04 16:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snicker....creative writing.
imagine what I see come into the ER. Flashlights fit in amazing places.
2007-08-05 00:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by zeldazeebra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you really did this, you are too dumb to have a D.I.C.K. Kindly remove your shaft with a sharp knife, and grow some breasts. Let your hair grow long, eat estrogen like candy.
2007-08-04 17:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, maybe someone on this site can give you a SPELL to fix your problem, seeing as at least half the nuts on the mythology section are under the delusion they can do magic
2007-08-04 15:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, you could try super-glue remover, and if that doesn't work, I'd suggest a trip to the emergency room.
2007-08-04 15:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by cookxenya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GO TO THE DOCTOR
2007-08-04 15:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by DEEJAY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF!?
2007-08-04 16:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋