My name is fred and everyone talks about how their balls itch after they shave and i shaved my balls and they dont itch... does that mean i am like the next savior of the earth if i am invinsable to ball-itch?
2007-08-04 14:53:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Me and the family held hands and prayed tonight. We asked the lord if Fred was the new Jesus.
There was lighting and thunder ... and than a big booming voice said: "Fred is an attention whore".
2007-08-04 15:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. My balls dont itch. Looks like we are gonna have to compete for the role of Lord.
2007-08-04 22:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SO you think you are funny by posting this question? just goes to show how strange some people are.
Hopefully you got a laugh out of posting it because I don't think anybody will get a laugh by reading it.
Hopefully some people will feel sorry for you though for having you illness
2007-08-04 23:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by darth72au 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just after Charley Manson.
2007-08-04 21:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your out of your mind every ones skin reacts different get a consular you need mental help.
2007-08-04 23:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by jazmine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you were the next Jesus and you seen somebody make a mockery out of you on Yahoo Answers would you send him to heaven or hell when he died.BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-05 17:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Cougar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, but you are an annoying scumbag who needs to get a life!
2007-08-04 22:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh no im sure that there is other people that dont ich...its not just you your not any better then anyone else so dont act high strung its not funny.
2007-08-04 22:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Have you got it in you? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it. I've never met a "Fred" YET- who could walk on water! :)
2007-08-04 21:58:27 · answer #9 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude your probably going to hell for that!
2007-08-05 00:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by The Answer Guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋