Why do all my clocks have different times?

Question

It's been going on for months now.
What day is it?
Can someone tell me the correct time.
I'm a Virgo, and apparently we are very punctual people, i'd hate to miss out tomorrow.

under me man, what time exactly should this life be gotten, like i say i have no idea what time it is, if you could let me know the time just now, and at what time life shall be gotten, i will be sure to be sure, to sure to be there. I look forward to our meeting, and your giving me life. yours ever under, studstrickle.

Nancy, i don't know what will happen tomorrow, today, yesterday, but i fear i will miss something. If i miss it my life may have missed out on perfection, and you know how us virgo's love perfection.

Miss P, i'm there, do they have the right time?

Evan almighty, does that mean i have to stand in the middle of the room and never leave?
Am i Donnie Darko?
Is the rabbit real?
My god, i think i need medication
paging DR Millar..

Yeh Fatness, i'm a moron, cause i spell fat with an F, a capital F at that. Do you have an itchy pinky finger, is that why half your name is in caps?

That's alright, fat ness, be more specific, in your answers.

Thanks allan, at last someone with a bit of sense. I wish all that banging would stop outside though, it's way past my bed time.

Answer 1

tomorrow never comes...wait and see,it will be today when you get there...

Answer 2

Your computer clock should be right shouldn't it? I'm a Virgo too and I try hard to be punctual - doesn't always happen, though! lol What's happening tomorrow?

Edit: Yo, I'm with ya, Miss P!

Edit 2: Just thought - after my PC the most accurate clock in my hoose is on my PVR. It's ALWAYS right!! Rest of the clocks are barmy.

Answer 3

Remember that Einstein theorized that time slows down and speeds up based on mass, acceleration and gravity. (that's the basis of the "twin" problem for near-speed of light travel).

I am guessing that you have been getting too close to your clocks and that the gravity of your body has been distorting the space-time continuum near your clocks. Make sure that from now on you stay a set distance from all of your clocks at all times (equidistant from all the clocks always), to stop this gravity interference on the clocks.

Answer 4

LOL at some of the answers you're getting Stud it's the same in my house but the microwave clock is almost accurate
Edit: there's a party going on in the flat downstairs anyone want to come and we'll gate crash lol!

Answer 5

Maybe because your house is so big, it spans different time zones???

Here's a great website for finding the time: http://www.humanclock.com/clock.php

Scroll down to the homepage and set the clock to your timezone... then view the accurate time to the minute, while enjoying creative photos from around the world.

Answer 6

Six minutes after you asked your question, it is now 02:05 in Poland. That is, two in the morning. That's 7:05pm on the west coast of the US.

It is the fourth of August right now in the US. The year is 2007.

Answer 7

Thats terrible for you to be so confused.Ok. Listen carefully. It is 2pm,Friday 12 July 1914. Have a nice day.

Answer 8

Winding the clocks every now and then should help-oh and calibrating them whilst you're at it.
Best get yourself a sundial. Place a light bulb over it for best effect!

Answer 9

all my clocks show diffrerent times by a couple of minutes, it really pisses me off! mind you, you can phone the speaking clock on 123 and get the exact time!

Answer 10

because everyone is nicking your batteries for their furry friends, hey im virgo too 15/9

Answer 11

Its time to get a life!