I'm related to the royal family through illigitimacy. I want to live with my royal cousins but the canadian military wont let me.
What can I do so that I can live with my cousins in England?
2007-08-04 12:31:18 · 3 answers · asked by saunderskatrina 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
1. Get a fake UK passport
2. Bribe a ship's captain to take you to England, landing in the dead of night on Brighton beach.
3. Cover yourself with medals which you have not won.
4. Complain about modern architecture.
5. Get a psychiatrist to certify you as mentally unstable.
6. Slip into Buckingham Palace via the Royal Mews.
7. Behave obnoxiously and irrationally.
9. Your cousins will recognise you as one of them.
(There is no step 8 as that would be too rational)
2007-08-05 00:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Namlevram 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Illigitimacy counts for absolutely nothing as far as the royal family are concerned. You are just a commoner with no blood ties to them as far as they're concerned.
2007-08-04 19:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mordent 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dream on sucka
2007-08-05 03:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by IT'S ME AGAIN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋